carbon based life form made of mostly peanut butter and cartoons from the 80's. and I write sketches and improvise comedy... so there's the problem
Joined September 2011
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18 Feb 2021
Two weeks ago: HELL WILL FREEZE OVER BEFORE TEXANS WOULD CONSIDER PUTTING DEMOCRATS IN CHARGE
NOW: Brrr 🥶
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24 Jul 2020
This has me super excited!
That's right! It's a new podcast where we break down a movie one minute a time… except the movie doesn’t exist. We're just making it up! What could go wrong?! Come along and find out!! Hosted by @_StephenCJames @beardymcwhisker and @TheChrisYule
podbean.com/media/share/pb-x…
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5 Jul 2017
And join us next week when we talk Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs (NOT Dwarves!) w/ @_StephenCJames
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11 Jun 2016
Just finished watching ROOM. Gonna head upstairs to never stop hugging my child. 😁
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18 May 2016
After you listen to Ep. 32 of @ImprovYak, listen to @_StephenCJames tell his award winning Moth story! bit.ly/1W2wYi1
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18 May 2016
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18 May 2016
Anybody know who the guest is on @ImprovYak this week? JUST KIDDING IT'S ME @_StephenCJames! I HAVE NO HUMILITY! LISTEN TO THE EPISODE!
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16 May 2016
Just now catching the White House Correspondents Dinner. You can disagree with Obama on policy, sure, but that man can tell a joke. #respect
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11 May 2016
Woody Allen is likely a monster. Annie Hall is an excellent film, but if Star Wars was created by a child molester... I'd be a Trekkie.
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3 Apr 2016
How many people's last Instagram post is of a sunset as a car plows into them? Not enough.
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30 Mar 2016
If Trump IS right about the danger of pens it's further proof that as a teacher I deserve more pay. I see puddles of ink in my DREAMS, man!
30 Mar 2016
So the pen thing during that Anderson Cooper interview... Is Trump afraid of ACTUAL pens or just literacy?
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27 Mar 2016
Treating the Democratic race like BATMAN V. SUPERMAN. Not watching/concerned because I know they are both good guys so it doesn't matter.
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6 Dec 2015
I just backed Bring Back MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 on @Kickstarter kck.st/1SFQVq0 ... and you should too! FOOTBALL PRACTICE!
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19 Sep 2015
Is there an Emmy for most emotionally troubling ad campaign? If so congrats in advance AMERICAN HORROR STORY! I'll see you in my nightmares!
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25 Jul 2015
So everyone from the 80's that was a hero is actually a monster? Pretty sure we're about find out Mr. T was wearing gold stolen by the Nazis
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5 Jul 2015
As far as fireworks go, I agree with the dogs.
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