“Srir, there’s a giant big old sagggy brallls in the sky and a china boy is the main boy who is a spy man” - that was a thing some hunk told prosident Joe Bronus on the international of security’s for america. You gotta watch all the balls over your head ya dingus. #foryourballs
what the heck is a your fravirite of all the dang thranksgivings foods? easy. crangberrys. don’t forget to rub all the brown sauce on your turkey hole ya dingus. #foryourturkey
pretty” blue bird#
I don’t even know
What the heck kinda song
you sing.
pretty blue brird,
Are you a hunk or lady?
no one can see your
bird dingus.
that was a proem I wrote about birds, who cares?
and if your bird doesn’t have a dingus just tape it on. #foryourhealth
Please of holy, holy praise sranta claus bring me all the dang presents I want for Chrimbus and not a dang rock in my socks. Love youuu I’m on nice boy list check it again ya dingus.
Put all the dang corkies and horse milk out now so it’s fresh ya dingus. Pretty soon hungry man name of Kris Krungle will jump down your house hole. #ForYourHoles
New Corna-19 boy name of Ormicrons is leader of ALL the dang mutant turtles. It’s not that hard ya dingus, it’s just science for denny’s sake! #foryourhealth
Don’t get your pranties in a upset, it’s Fryday dummy! Get outside and give your skin a sunshines. Not my cousin ya dingus, the big yellow boy in the sky my mommy made me stare at. #ForYourPranties
Tonright’s game, a football of games. Bruckaneers and Torm Brambus take on the REAL ranch hand Crowboys. Who cares? Just hunks. I don’t care. #ForYourHunk