Dj & RHS Medal winning Landscape Designer from Kent now in London. Great ear & maybe a better eye plus once upon time was half tidy golfer too 🏌🏽👬 🎧 🇬🇧 🌳
Joined January 2009
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It’s not fair, Villa rotated their squad! 🤬
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Mar 21
When @UberEats deliver food on a lunchtime that was cooked an hour before…but insist it’s hot on pure guesswork alone.. 👏👏👏 @McDonalds
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6 Sep 2025
Who are the commentators for the @WalkerCup . Never heard such piss from a pair of wallopers. Apparently GB&I can’t hit a golf shot.. 🤦🏻
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22 Mar 2025
Amazed to find out @O2 want to charge me £30 a tb of data once my allocation runs out when they deliver it at this sort of standard. The network can’t even hold a WhatsApp call without constant reconnection issues.
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22 Mar 2025
And as the service is so shit.. this is how their own web pages look..
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8 Jan 2025
Anyone thinks Bergvall should have picked up that first booking has shit in one’s eyes.. wipe up the tears.. diddums 😂😂#spursliverpool #coys
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16 Nov 2024
So, Trump winning the Masters… that’s a goer right, seems you can do anything with a following and a few quid. #PaulTyson
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31 Aug 2024
Hey @Michael_Rapino stop robbing people double face value tickets for @oasis you absolute sausage with your surge pricing model. #Oasis25 #RobbingRapino
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31 Aug 2024
Serious question to @oasis , how do you feel about @TicketmasterUK increasing the cost of tickets, £150 to £355, as they are “in demand”… be a bit of shit tour of they weren’t no? Pipe up whenever you fancy @TicketmasterUK as you keep dodging the question?
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31 Aug 2024
Seems @oasis @liamgallagher and Noel have had their pants pulled down by @TicketmasterUK Absolute circus of a set up.
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26 Aug 2024
Hey @nealmaupay_ Do you think the ref deserved your normalisation of abuse whilst simply doing his job.. two game ban for foul language and abuse. “Ref was only trying his best” #everton #maupay @mattwheelerdj
25 Aug 2024
Imagine another job where it’s normalised to get abuse like this.
Hanging around at a train station to scream at men who are trying their best…
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26 Jul 2024
. @APCOAUK your website, app and machines are garbage. Take a note out of @RingGo_parking book.. they do it so much better.
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19 Jul 2024
Hats off the guy that went looking for Lowrys ball and found it in the middle of a rain forest.. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻 #TheOpenChampionship
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13 Jul 2024
Ticket staff at Brandon station for @greateranglia trying to charge £91 for £71 ticket that is £14 booked the day before. Can’t wait for this lot to be privatised.
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4 Jul 2024
Dorries on Ch4 is going to be fun if the start is anything to go by. 🤦🏻#channel4 #Election2024
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22 Jun 2024
British Amateur final live on the tv…perfect afternoons viewing⛳️. #theamateur #randa
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