If your problem can't be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I'm out of advice.

Something about rough hands on my hips and a bite on my shoulder just does it for me.

This person has been hacked @mcguigandanny. Block them.

Good morning y’all

What’s Texas like? 👇🏻

I’ll be your ride or die

Good morning y’all

For every day I'm workin' on the Illinois River Get a half a day off with pay Old tow boat pickin' up barges On a long hot summer day Well, I got me a girl in Pekin She's a good old girl, okay Oh, she's sittin' there waitin' by a window fan On a long hot summer day

Garage drink time

It’s just one of those days

Get deeper than my trust issues.

Men called her delusional when what they meant was she noticed things they preferred hidden. In the way crows notice glitter.

I could have bruises and no, I won’t tell you where or how I got them 😏

Today was so fucking busy with work. I got 80% of my to do list done and found out my “helper” doesn’t want to continue with my team because you have to think and problem solve. Like bruh, how can you like brainless tasks? I would go so crazy simply doing mind numbing shit. Do I get learning new system? Yes. I’m self taught on one. Do I prefer learning and figuring stuff out on my own? Absolutely. Did I stress reporting and minimizing stress? Yes. Filter spreadsheets into similar items so you aren’t overwhelmed with the data. But like, this is what’s wrong with society we want maximum reward with very little effort. You want mindless tasks, you get mindless pay… simple as that.

You have all the confidence of a master manipulator and none of the talent.

You must be a banana because l find you a peeling.

Good sex, good vibes, and a suspicious amount of gratitude for being alive.

Snake not sure what kind

We can almost see Friday! Good morning y’all

An unfortunate truth I’ve learned in life: Some people lie just to lie. There’s no purpose, they just can’t help themselves.