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Max / Pan / Poly / Dom w/ a hint of brat
Extreme NSFW tw: RACK, CNC, Ageplay, Incest, Monster-fucking, Robot-fucking, other taboo stuff
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Teaching my kid to eat phallic stuff in the most suggestive way possible. Yeah kiddo, you're supposed to lick the outside of a corn dog for 5 minutes before taking a bite. And don't forget the eye contact!
Dad taking his kid to the beach: watching them play in the new swimsuit he bought them that's maybe a little bit too small, and watching every other guy staring at them, knowing they'll always be going home with Dad
(question for my audience: which perspective do you prefer for my posts?
"Dad taking you to the beach..."
"Taking my kid to the beach..."?
Basically the same thing, but one's a bit more personal, I suppose)