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A 19-year-old Ohio man arrested for the alleged terror plot against UFC Freedom 250 has been identified ... and authorities say he called out his alleged co-conspirators during an interview with them.
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Maybe a controversial take but I’m not a big music during sex guy. If I’m at someone’s place about to get laid and they want to put music on, I’m not going to stop them but it doesn’t enhance the experience for me. It’s just background noise. Useful if they have roommates home
11 Aug 2025
Rock music is good but its not multi purposeful. Like imagine getting slutted out to black hole sun
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This reminds me of when I was in Bath England in 2022 and I was talking to a local at a pub about his trip to America. He told me he had one of the best meals of his life on that trip which he still dreams about. I asked him where did he get the meal. TGI Fridays
How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?
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All my exes live in Exas
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Jun 15
This also counts as one of the laziest things I’ve done: when I was living on my own in my early 20s I would sometimes order like two or three large pizzas for myself and just eat pizza every meal for a few days straight. I would’ve been 300 if I didn’t have a freak metabolism
Jun 13
whats the fattest thing yall have done?
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Jun 15
Sounds good to me
Jun 15
New York Democrat Socialist Congressional candidate Claire Valdez lays out her radical agenda:
“So, are we ready to free Palestine, are we ready to Abolish ICE are we ready to win Medicare for all, housing for all, and unions for all?”
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Jun 15
Two day difference. No more swelling or light sensitivity. There’s still a scratchy feeling though. I have to do another follow up with my optometrist today. The ulcer is small but it’s on the center of my eye so if it scars it will permanently damage my vision
Jun 12
I don’t recommend getting an eye ulcer
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Jun 15
Spending my morning worrying about an internet cat. Get well soon BoneBone
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Jun 14
Don’t pit two divas against each other
Jun 12
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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Andrew retweeted
"If I were ever abducted by Aliens...." naturally I'd expect them to speak English like me & take a side in our stupid culture wars.
Jun 12
If I were ever abducted by Aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where people also deny science.
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6’6”
Jun 10
Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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Jun 12
Straight up animal abuse
Jun 12
They just led an elephant through the @TexasGOP convention and it took a giant pee right near the press area.
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Jun 12
I appreciate that the guy I got this from put on new strings before selling it but breaking in 12 strings is a pain in the ass
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Jun 12
Came out of nowhere last night. My eye has been bloodshot, swollen, leaky & in pain since. Been wearing contacts for over 20 years and apparently this is something that can happen. I might primarily be a glasses guy from now on
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Jun 11
One of the craziest games of basketball I’ve seen. I have zero rooting interest but my adrenaline was flowing the last few mins. The Spurs’ inexperience, players and coaches, has been the difference. No adjustments or urgency, bad shots & decision making in the 2nd half
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