Wanna be cool kid and professional procrastinator.
Joined December 2014
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Apr 4
Boy do I have a product for you: a.co/d/00GXvePF
We have non-alcoholic beer. Why can’t we have non-cocaine coke, for those of us who are sober but still enjoy the æsthetics of snorting a line of blow?
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Mar 4
what’s the best tweet of all time?
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Mar 5
"should we let our crimes be made public?" Asked the criminal. "Fuck no" said the other criminals.
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Jan 10
Opened the @googlefi app, and why exactly do they need to use 'AI' to tell me if my bill has gone up or down?
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13 Dec 2025
This dude fr just chillin while it's freezing fuckin cold out here
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12 Nov 2025
Announcing: New @Steam Hardware, coming in 2026:
Steam Controller
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Steam Frame
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11 Sep 2025
TO MY GREAT FELLOW AMERICANS…
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5 Sep 2025
Almost 2 years ago I permanently damaged my knee. Didn't go to hospital 1st day, did on 2nd when swelling was worse and could barely walk. Asked for *anything* for the pain, Dr said "Take ibuprofen" said I did, not helping, he responded "Nothing I can do then" and walked away
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5 Sep 2025
Not saying all doctors are bad, I've had great doctors but there's definitely plenty that simply don't care
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1 Sep 2025
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15 Aug 2025
Okay for the most part I like smart TVs, but it's really fucking annoying when I'm mid BF6 match and my TV crashes
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1 Aug 2025
The shared save feature on @GroundedTheGame 2 is awesome ngl. Friend created the world and I can just start it up whenever, and when I'm done he can open it again and all the progress just transfers over automatically. @Minecraft add this fr. I'm not paying for Realms.
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10 Jul 2025
RT @haydendevs: "energy drinks are bad for you"
oh yeah? why does it make my headache go away? why does the shaking stop after I've had 3…
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10 Jun 2025
To celebrate National Iced Tea day we are giving away the only thing that matters: iced tea.
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9 Apr 2025
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