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26 Jan 2020
Going out with people and you still feel alone....my depression really getting to me🚶
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He is twice a man, you have to put 2 Mulondo’s next to him to get Mirondo
I know a guy called Mirondo, oyita?
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Jun 15
You won't even have to change your last name aki
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El jugador más lento de Costa de Marfil
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I see your papa dey eat his own tail omo
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Sir_Melvine🇿🇦🇺🇬 retweeted
Jun 15
Let me even first vent unprotected… because how are there people (poor and suffering people at that) who still support this government!!
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Sir_Melvine🇿🇦🇺🇬 retweeted
Jun 15
The body can hatch babies as it decomposes.. now you have many snakes . . That’s what the warden told us when we killed a puff in our compound .
Jun 14
Why is killing a snake not so effective that you have to burn the body?
What don't we know that our ancestors knew?
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Jun 15
"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"
*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:
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Sir_Melvine🇿🇦🇺🇬 retweeted
Jun 15
He didn't remove the punctuation deliberately, he didn't know they were supposed to be there, KIU alumni.
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Lessons have to be learnt, you see that thing of working for a company with no functional systems/individuals...if possible avoid it...
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Jun 15
Is the Carol Prim girl actually stupid in real life ?
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Sir_Melvine🇿🇦🇺🇬 retweeted
Jun 15
You guys act like you and your family members will live forever.
There’s an actual basement called Hell. There’s no protocol over there. No one’s above the program over there either.
You will burn!
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Jun 15
I did not stay child free up to this age to start participating in black tax
Count me OUT!!!!
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If all Kampala drivers started using Google Maps, I believe traffic would be evenly distributed.
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Sir_Melvine🇿🇦🇺🇬 retweeted
Jun 14
I did not earn a salary for the first 4 years of my work experience rather survived off commission. I was intent on gaining work experience and ticking off that 10 year requirement in the future.
Get atleast 2/3 years of demonstrated work experience before you become picky.
Jun 14
A salary of 500k in this economy?? You are better off unemployed!
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Jun 12
An accident in 2025 left Patricia paralyzed from the chest down. Today she moves her arms and drives her own wheelchair, earned in physio five days a week.
KES 750,000 covers six more months of care. M-Pesa, under a minute. Link in first comment. Keep her recovery moving.
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Jun 13
Listened to mockingbird again today and I wonder why it took me so long to clock it was Eminem who stole that money 💔💔
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Sir_Melvine🇿🇦🇺🇬 retweeted
Jun 14
In such a situation, You don't stop, you'll be killed. You just come with the same speed and when nearing apply emergency brakes so that the car will drag and push them forward, instead of going over them.
Jun 13
Educate me on something i don’t know
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