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Jun 15
I swear @nextofficial furniture is the most expensive furniture we own, but nearly every single piece has fallen to bits. Bronx TV unit, Bronx drawers and Bronx bed have all broken within 5 years of owning them. The build quality is non existent. IKEA is better honestly!!!
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Jun 15
Absolutely falling to bits and the drawer has chargers and a pack of cards in it, wtf @nextofficial !!!
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Jun 14
The weans given up and went back onto FIFA, and the cats decided that licking his ain arse and then having a wee nap was a better option than watching the end of the match ππ
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Jun 14
I understand the irony of this, me being a full blown lesbian, but Jesus Christ get Dykes on, Shankland is useless!
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May 17
Martin (left hand side) is my next door neighbour. And I'm no gonna lie, I'm devastated that I didn't scream loudly enough that it was picked up by his mic when Maeda's goal went in ππ he shouldn't have needed to ask Brian if it was given ππ₯³π₯³π
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May 16
What a miss this man will be. It's a bittersweet victory today. God love you Daizen!
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CJ ππ retweeted
May 16
CHAMPIONS AGAIN!
π Celtic are crowned Champions of Scotland for the FIFTH season in a row!
Huge congratulations to Martin OβNeill and the Bhoys
#Champion5 | #CelticFCππ
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May 16
I know this isn't the thing to be annoyed about but is it "Tou-necky" or "Tou-neckty"
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May 15
I've seen some absolutely cracking posts about bias against us this season, but that ChatGPT mock up is the best of the lot. Apparently we've had 782 extra minutes added on at the end of games. If that were true, we're playing an average of 21 extra minutes per game π
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May 10
I think now I've calmed down about that goal, I've realized we really do only have 3 more games of Daizen Maeda and I've hit a depression ππ we will never see his like again, make no mistake, he will be a fucking massive loss next season! I hope his weans beg him to stay
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May 10
That is quite possibly the best goal I've ever seen a Celtic player score in my lifetime. Unreal. Like I'm in actual shock. If Maeda is away at the end of the season, it is fitting that's the memory he leaves us with. Incredible scenes in ma hoose when that went in!
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May 9
The wee man got a good few hundred in confirmation money so took him to sports direct for a wee look, and when I say he is SHOOK at how much a full kit costs ππ he's had an awakening the night! He's already asked me when I'm ordering from DHGate again ππ
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