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26 Sep 2025
Told my girlfriend that mum is deaf so speak loud and slow. Also told mum that my girlfriend is special needs
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Why didn't anyone warn me when I was younger about just how much fucking heartburn you get when you're older 😩
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Last 3 weeks of my 40's So it's flirty 30's Naughty 40's Downhill from here 50's ???
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Started watching legends on Netflix just watched first one, looks like it could be good
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Funny film this, and gruesome in parts
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VAR room are #FullKitWankers 😂😂
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Thought I'd be more interested in #FifaWorldCup But daft kick off times And daft Americans talking shite have put me right off
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Clayton is a G 😂
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My day is better than yours 🫵🏼
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Clayton's a funny little fucker 😂😂
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Fucking train line works 05:30am and what sounds like the world's largest pile driver starts kicking off I don't use the train This can fuck right off Cunts
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I hate Fridays, I'm always so mentally and physically drained from the week 😩
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Friday drive home 😁
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It's that time...and next week off work
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gaz retweeted
Meanwhile... oop north!
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I do hope #mexico go pretty far in the #worldcup
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Why does he sleep in the daftest position Fluffy upsidedown head 💙
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Please let today go fast, and no issues Next week off and sooooo CBA already today
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Good morning twitter fam 😁
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Oh fuck off Yanks saying a little slap should be a red card It's fucking football This world cup is gonna be gash
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I've seen it, now you have to 😂🫣
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