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6 Dec 2025
2:15am watching Scotland go 1-0 down to Haiti
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Brazil are pish btw. Easy 3 pts @ScotlandNT
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John Part doing the draw for the darts out the bag his crown royal came in. Respect
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CHOOSE SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏆 @ScotlandNT @LewisCapaldi
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All happening in Northern Ireland
Belfast won’t take this.. many groups now are asking for us men to get ready to stand and I’m ready. We didn’t fight all these years for Africa to overrun my nation. Northern Ireland aren’t soft… and they are going to find that out. I promise you that. We have just got peace and a decade later this is the outcome….. You rats @sinnfeinireland
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Inspired by 38-0, this one is for the Scottish football fans! Draft an SPFL XI and try to achieve the perfect season. Can you go 55-0 and win the unbeaten treble? 55-0.app/?v=20260609 #football #soccer #spfl #scottishfoorball
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Just watching the Scotland game there thinkin, we might be the first team in history to withdraw from a tournament due to sunburn
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My World Cup Dream Team 🏆 won the World Cup. Can you do better? 🎁 Build yours with @Statz_Ai for a chance to win a World Cup shirt 👇 statz.ai/world-cup/dream-tea…
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Pulled Spain in the work sweepstake
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New Zealand Tim Payne had under 5,000 followers less than two weeks ago before being shouted out by El Scarso ... He just hit 5M followers on Instagram 📈
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Scotland World Cup songs have taken a turn
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I can’t wait to get to Boston for the World Cup next week purely to rattle Americans when I refuse to tip anyone for anything. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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25 Sep 2024
🧵 Thread: Tweets from Rangers twitter from over the years that made me laugh the most. If you’re easily offended don’t say I didn’t warn you.
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Banger!
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I’ve made Scotland a World Cup song
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GOOOAAALL SCOTLAND! A double from No.20 ✌️ Scotland 3-1 Curaçao. #SCOCUW
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Some boy! Loan done him good. Needs to be starting for Rangers next season
GOOOOAAALL SCOTLAND! Findlay Curtis scores his first international goal! Scotland 1-1 Curaçao #SCOCUW
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🖋 We can today announce the signing of striker Lawrence Shankland on a two-year deal with an option for an additional year. The @ScotlandNT international will join from @JamTarts on undisclosed terms once the transfer window opens. ➡️ Read more: rng.rs/4u8cmY8
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It’s always been my dream to play for Rangers. - 𝐋𝐚𝐰𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬
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Dennis Rodman would go party in Vegas, take enough cocaine to kill a bear, drink copious amounts of alcohol and them fly back to an nba finals game and lock up Karl Malone. This guy drinks a glass of wine and can't podcast for 3 days
Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life “It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again” “It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused” “I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”
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🚨Hearts captain Lawrence Shankland is set to become the first arrival of the summer for Danny Rohl. @RangersReview55 understands Shankland will return early from his holiday to complete a three-year deal. rangersreview.co.uk/features…
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WE ARE HULL CITY. WE ARE PREMIER LEAGUE! #hcafc
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