A girl who may or may not be lost in Wonderland...
Joined April 2009
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Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) retweeted
28 Jun 2024
You and your boy (both 25 handicaps) arguing about your golf game at the bar:
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14 Jun 2024
You think you are having a bad week but then you get abscess pus on your face, scrubs, and hair and it puts everything into perspective 🙃🤮😭
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21 Apr 2024
I’m in the tortured swiftie department trying to learn all the lyrics to 31 new songs ☠️
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It’s giving “weekend at Bernie’s”
4 Mar 2024
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25 Feb 2024
This Love is blind show disturbs me to my core
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24 Feb 2024
In plastics we don’t say “I love you” we say “I can help close.” And I think that’s beautiful
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23 Feb 2024
Feeling really mixed about these new epic chat reaction emojis 🤡
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FINALLY I can walk my dog after work and can actually see where she shat without using a flashlight. my mental health just improved ten fold
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Dunno how I’m just supposed to go to sleep now #TTPD
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14 Nov 2023
Every hospital OR locker room has that one pager that’s just forever going off
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Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) retweeted
8 Nov 2023
I'm really confused by why, so Mainers wanted to continue with CMP.
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23 Oct 2023
Some one left the toilet seat up at work today.. I definitely fell in.. and I’m definitely still thinking about it
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Allis Kelly PA-C (tortured swiftie) retweeted
17 Oct 2023
A dollar a year? brother i would not pay an acorn a decade
17 Oct 2023
"X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, will reportedly begin charging new users $1 a year to access key features including the ability to tweet, reply, quote, repost, like, bookmark, and create lists" buff.ly/3M1X9Vd
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It is a test and only applies to new users in New Zealand and Philippines . Called "Not A Bot" reuters.com/technology/x-s…
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