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georgi retweeted
6 Aug 2025
if you see a sprinter van on the road it’s either carrying a bunch of hvac equipment or 5-6 real housewives
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12 Jun 2025
nothing humbles you more than finding your elementary school digital camera
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31 Aug 2023
my family doctor refusing to write me a prescription numerous times is so iconic I wish I could refuse to do my job too
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8 Jul 2023
the only dms I get after getting a dog and accidentally making it my personality:
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georgi retweeted
21 Apr 2023
my dream job is making those trinkets arrangements for the I spy books
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23 Feb 2023
my level of obsession w my dog ranges from cooking her special food to taking a 5 minute zoomed in video of her eating breakfast bc it was too cute
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27 Dec 2022
spending time with my family during the holidays i.e slinking out of my room where I have been laying in the dark for 5 hours, asking my parents where the scissors are, proceeding to cut bangs, and then returning to my room in silence
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georgi retweeted
22 Dec 2022
I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here
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georgi retweeted
4 Dec 2022
American social safety net:
ALT Plastic wrapped phone box with sign reading “Emergency phone not installed, please do not have an emergency at this location”
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georgi retweeted
22 Nov 2022
just me and my barely charged phone against the world 🙏🏿
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