all opinions are not my own

Joined August 2013
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23 Mar 2018
big brother is always watching
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if you see a sprinter van on the road it’s either carrying a bunch of hvac equipment or 5-6 real housewives
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life is an endless cycle of doing laundry
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mother, I must lick
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12 Jun 2025
nothing humbles you more than finding your elementary school digital camera
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13 Sep 2023
beautiful weather for a walk today
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31 Aug 2023
my family doctor refusing to write me a prescription numerous times is so iconic I wish I could refuse to do my job too
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the only dms I get after getting a dog and accidentally making it my personality:
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21 Apr 2023
my dream job is making those trinkets arrangements for the I spy books
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30 Mar 2023
two girls, just vibing <3
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23 Feb 2023
my level of obsession w my dog ranges from cooking her special food to taking a 5 minute zoomed in video of her eating breakfast bc it was too cute
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30 Dec 2022
damn can’t believe I forgot how to swallow for 3 weeks
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27 Dec 2022
spending time with my family during the holidays i.e slinking out of my room where I have been laying in the dark for 5 hours, asking my parents where the scissors are, proceeding to cut bangs, and then returning to my room in silence
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I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here
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21 Dec 2022
just remembered jacob two two and that’s all I have to say
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American social safety net:
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just an ez reach bic lighter and a hope and a dream
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just me and my barely charged phone against the world 🙏🏿
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22 Nov 2022
damn shawty that seems indicative of a much larger issue
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