I like writing silly Tweets, but that doesn't pay so I build things at @googledeepmind. Principal Engineer. ex-@googlechrome. volunteer @2ndharvest. ๐บ๐ธ๐จ๐ท
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Jun 10
I still have no idea what to do with the eggs in the little cup and the special spoon that I've only seen in the UK and Germany. if I am presented with one my strategy is to pretend I don't like eggs
Last year, on holiday in Amsterdam, at breakfast time in our hotel, I saw an American dad bite into a hard boiled egg with its shell still on because he couldn't comprehend having to remove the shell himself and I think about that far more often than is probably healthy for me.
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Jun 6
The British frozen-food supermarket chain Iceland has, on their website, a cartoon parable warning the unsuspecting customer of the perils of management consultancy.
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Jun 4
as I sit on the bus, my laptop is perched next to me. on the half-open screen, Antigravity writes three bug fixes for me in parallel based on my rough sketch. while it writes code, I read a beautiful book on the art of data viz. and, I think, this is a good allocation of time
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Gemini Spark is the most impressive and terrifying AI experience Iโve had yet theverge.com/ai-artificial-iโฆ
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Jun 3
Join @GoogleDeepMind Principal Engineer @__apf__ to walk through how Gemini Spark helps simplify your daily workflows.
Powered by Gemini 3.5 Flash, Spark builds upon Gemini's ability to connect with @GoogleWorkspace apps like Docs and Gmail to execute complex tasks.
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Jun 3
an unusual crinkling sound brought me out of bed. the source: my cat's head stuck in a small plastic treat bag. happily munching while struggling to suck in air. literally prepared to die for a few treats. (he's fine now, but certainly no smarter)
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Jun 2
thank u LinkedIn for the brilliant insight that I am a good candidate for my current job
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Jun 1
you know how kids are supposed to brush their teeth for 2min (roughly the length of a song)? my husband rigged up this gadget so kiddo can play his tooth brushing song as needed
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May 31
hotel valets are such a good deal. for only $10 you can get any car you want
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May 30
Cรณmo que no?
May 30
Meme imposible de replicar en espaรฑol
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have we checked all food to see if
exploding them makes them into something better or did we just stop with corn
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May 29
me: why do you have a jar of honey in your pocket?
husband: in case of emergency
me: what kind of emergency
husband: the kind where I want honey and don't have any
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May 28
The woods are lovely, dark and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
And hamburger to help before I sleep,
And hamburger to help before I sleep.
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May 27
tomorrow is our fifteenth wedding anniversary. my husband asked what the normal gift he's supposed to get me is (paper? gold? diamond?). weirdly enough the traditional gift is gemini api credits for my personal account
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May 26
An important and underrated skill - learning Latin so you can mog your coworkers by prompting Claude like a wizard
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May 26
Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls
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May 25
threads has turned into a horror show of dead babies for me. A sweet friend of mine lost her baby a few months ago, and of course i commented on her post. Then I saw a few more like that and since I am a soft touch, I hit the heart button. Now it is all I see when I open the app
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May 24
my son calls me Mom, I call my mom Mom, my husband calls me Mom, my husband calls his mom Mom, my mom calls me Mom, and in a family gathering names have lost all meaning
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