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NFL officiating is incredibly inept
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COMMANDER: We’re fighting for freedom. And part of that freedom… is the freedom to retire with dignity. So we’re going to start accounts called 401(k)s. SOLDIER 1: What’s a 401(k)? COMMANDER: It’s a retirement account. You put money in, it grows tax-free, you take it out when you’re old. SOLDIER 2: So I don’t pay taxes on it? COMMANDER: Well, you pay taxes later. When you withdraw. SOLDIER 2: So it’s not tax-free. COMMANDER: It’s…tax-deferred. SOLDIER 2: What’s the difference? COMMANDER: You pay taxes later instead of now. SOLDIER 1: What if I want to pay taxes now? COMMANDER: Then you do a Roth 401(k). SOLDIER 3: What’s a Roth? COMMANDER: You pay taxes now, and it grows tax-free. SOLDIER 2: That’s what I thought the first one was. COMMANDER: No, the first one you pay taxes later. SOLDIER 1: Which one’s better? COMMANDER: Depends on your tax bracket in retirement. SOLDIER 1: …How would I…know that? COMMANDER: You don’t. You just guess. ⸻ SOLDIER 4: What if I don’t have a 401(k) through my employer? COMMANDER: Then you open an IRA. SOLDIER 4: What’s the difference? COMMANDER: One’s through your job, one’s on your own. SOLDIER 4: Can I have both? COMMANDER: Yes. SOLDIER 4: Should I? COMMANDER: Maybe. SOLDIER 3: Can I do a Roth IRA? COMMANDER: Only if you make under a certain amount. SOLDIER 3: What’s the limit? COMMANDER: Changes every year. SOLDIER 2: What if I make too much? COMMANDER: Then you do a backdoor Roth by putting it in a Traditonal first. SOLDIER 2: …Is that legal? COMMANDER: Surprisingly, yes. SOLDIER 1: What’s a backdoor Roth? COMMANDER: You contribute to a traditional IRA, then convert it to a Roth…but watch out for “pro rata”. SOLDIER 1: Why wouldn’t I just contribute to the Roth directly? COMMANDER: Because you make too much money. SOLDIER 1: But this way I can? COMMANDER: Yes. SOLDIER 1: That feels like a loophole. COMMANDER: It is. But the IRS is cool with it. ⸻ SOLDIER 5: I just changed battalions. What do I do with my old 401(k)? COMMANDER: You roll it over. SOLDIER 5: Into what? COMMANDER: An IRA. Or your new 401(k). Depends. SOLDIER 5: On what? COMMANDER: The funds. The fees. Whether your new plan accepts rollovers. SOLDIER 5: What if I just take the money out? COMMANDER: You’ll pay taxes plus a 10% penalty. SOLDIER 5: What if I’m 59? COMMANDER: Penalty. SOLDIER 5: 59 and a half? COMMANDER: No penalty. SOLDIER 5: …The half matters? COMMANDER: The half matters. ⸻ SOLDIER 3: What’s a mega backdoor Roth? COMMANDER: Okay. So. Your 401(k) has a limit of how much you can contribute. SOLDIER 3: Right. COMMANDER: But the total limit including employer contributions is higher. SOLDIER 3: Okay… COMMANDER: So if your plan allows ~after-tax~ contributions, you can put in more, then convert that to Roth. SOLDIER 3: Does my plan allow that? COMMANDER: I don’t know. You have to ask Betsy. SOLDIER 3: Will Betsy know? COMMANDER: Probably not. ⸻ SOLDIER 2: Can I deduct my IRA contribution on my taxes? COMMANDER: Are you covered by a retirement plan at work? SOLDIER 2: Yes. COMMANDER: Then only if you make under a certain amount per year. SOLDIER 2: What’s the amount? COMMANDER: Depends if you’re married. SOLDIER 2: What if my wife has a plan but I don’t? COMMANDER: Different limit. SOLDIER 2: What if neither of us has a plan? COMMANDER: Full deduction. SOLDIER 2: So it’s better to not have a 401(k)? COMMANDER: No… ⸻ SOLDIER 1: Can I just keep my money in a sock? COMMANDER: You could. But inflation will slowly destroy it. SOLDIER 1: What’s inflation? COMMANDER: (sighs)…
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We are watching the dismantling of one of the best sporting institutions in the world. College football teams selling themselves to the ghouls of private equity, turned into revenue generating machines, that are then sold to the next PE ghoul, all at the expense of the cfb fan
In a groundbreaking endeavor, the University of Utah athletics is entering into what could be a $500M equity partnership with Otro Capital featuring the creation and shared ownership of a for-profit entity to operate athletics, sources tell @YahooSports. bit.ly/44hUcZJ
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30 Nov 2025
"Coaches will leave football programs in the middle of a title run, to join a program in order to have a better chance of making a title run. Whilst currently being further away."

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This performance pretty much sums it up for South Carolina's 2025 season. One of the more talented teams in recent memory marred by coaching malfunctions, no leadership and players failing to live up to expectations. The blame's program-wide.
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16 Nov 2025
This is what a championship caliber head coach builds his program on. Physicality, dominating your opponent, and winning the 4th quarter. No funny business just hitting people and winning games
16 Nov 2025
What a quote from Kirby Smart here. “A lot of these kids want a check. They don’t want physicality. If you have the check and no physicality, you end with nothing. You’re not just getting checks at our place. We’re hitting people.”
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15 Nov 2025
We are a mentally weak football team that is incapable of playing even at a competitive level. At least we’re a program built on “love”. I can’t believe what I just watched.
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3 Nov 2025
I have YouTube TV and ESPN plus yet still can’t watch Monday night football tonight on either

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This felt like Bryce Young’s “I don’t wanna be around anymore” moment.
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This is absolutely disgusting
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Rory McIlroy hits the nail on the head, volume 37826.

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Dabo when he doesn’t have a generational quarterback playing for him
2 Sep 2025
Bill Belichick when he doesn’t have the greatest quarterback to ever play the game under center for him
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See you Saturday 🏟️
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For reaching 200k followers I’m giving away my backup Titleist 11 degree GT2 driver! MUST be a follower. Comment, like, repost to enter
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Bill Belichick when he doesn’t have the greatest quarterback to ever play the game under center for him
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If you’re not as locked in as this guy you need to check yourself
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Welcome to the South Carolina Experience™️
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Goodness. We no longer know what the definition of a catch is in college football.
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