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Want 2 punch Bastille eeey eh oh eh oh cunt
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A case study in what a few seasons at Ferrari does to your brain 😢 Poor guy.
💡 Carlos Sainz: "Tengo una idea para la F1: correr dos carreras con cada uno de los coches de la parrilla durante la temporada" 👉 "Entonces el piloto es parte de la F1, no es parte de un equipo, es un cliente que la Fórmula 1 contrata para llevar los coches". 👉 "Entonces yo tendría mi oportunidad de hacer dos carreras con Williams, dos con Mercedes, dos con Ferrari... Todos los pilotos tendríamos exactamente la misma oportunidad de ganar el Mundial". 👉 "Conseguirías desasociar por completo las marcas de los pilotos. y así tendrías un campeonato real de pilotos y un campeonato real de marcas". [@mundodeportivo] #F1
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0 - Cristiano Ronaldo has now gone 10 consecutive major tournament games without scoring for Portugal (FIFA World Cup/EURO): 33 shots 11 on target 0 goals Drought.
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25 - Cristiano Ronaldo's 25 touches today were his fewest in a major tournament game for Portugal when he played the full 90 minutes. Fringe.
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The mother of all retweets in May 2027 has arrived.
I’m over the moon with the appointment of Derek McInnes. It ticks so many boxes. - Knows Scottish football inside out ✅ - Understands Rangers to a tee ✅ - Former Rangers player and is a fan of the club ✅ - Excellent football manager ✅ The Derek McInnes era is about to take off 💙
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I wish Cristiano Ronaldo a very fun night of searching his name on Twitter after that draw because he just can't help himself, the Homelander cunt. #PORDRC
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The best there ever is; and was; and will likely be. What a fucking giant of a man.
Lionel Messi became the oldest player ever to score multiple goals at a #FIFAWorldCup match at 38 years, 357 days 😮‍💨 Just check out this hat-trick...
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REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE
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His resilience is absolutely second to none. What a hero.
Lewis Hamilton, Ferrari winner ❤️
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🔢 Group C's standings after Matchday One. #HAISCO | #FIFAWorldCup
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FULL TIME: Haiti 0-1 Scotland. A win to kick-off our @FIFAWorldCup campaign! #HAISCO | #FIFAWorldCup
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Scotland's first men's World Cup goal since 1998 earns them their first men's World Cup victory since 1990. John McGinn's first-half effort was enough to secure victory over Haiti, who turned the screw but failed to find an equaliser in the second half. Scotland are top of Group C. They face Morocco next — the round of 32 is already in sight...
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If the football doesn't work out, I know a sport Haiti would absolutely thrive in #SCOHAI
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Haiti tell ye but this is a poor performance from Scotland so far. #SCOHAI
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🦸‍♂️ 🦸‍♂️ 🦸‍♂️ #HAISCO | #FIFAWorldCup
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GOOOAAAALLL SCOTLAND! Super John McGinn scores the opener! #HAISCO | #FIFAWorldCup
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COME ONNNNNN YASSSSSSSSS
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A man of the people, sharing everyday useful advice for the masses.
MrBeast reveals his trick for giving away islands on the cheap “There’s two options, you can buy a really cheap shit island and terraform it and make it nice, or you can buy a really nice one problem is the really nice ones are all at least like 10, 11, 12 million” “you can find a shitty island for like 800 grand. huge, fucking massive, but it’s literally just a rock with trees on it.” “when we give away islands we buy the shitty ones and then we import a bunch of sand, import a couple hundred trees, and build a little house, build sheds on it, and then it’s like 800k.” “you put like 2 million in and then you got a really nice looking island, which is still infinitely cheaper than if you just bought one of the 10 million dollar ones”
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Leclerc is absolutely washed this season; Lewis Hamilton pressure getting to him? 👀 #F1 #SpanishGP
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