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Apr 16
Na everyday I dey see reason why I made the right decision. Bro I wan ment everyday wahala 😂.
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Pardon?????
Any small thing, "Gen Z cannot relate".
Yen yen yen 😑😑
Do you people realize that Gen Z started from 1997?
Do you realize that the oldest Gen Z is almost 30 years old? And the youngest Gen Z is 14 years old .
If you want to call baby Shark do do, call Gen Alpha, because Gen Zs are NOT as young as you think they are.
I'm a Gen Z, I was very much aware of when the Five naira, Ten naira, Twenty naira and Fifty Naira notes were papers.
I knew when they changed it to the nylon that we now spend today.
I can vividly remember the time when they did Golden Jubilee for the #50 note.
I remember when a portion of pepper was #20, and when a cup of rice was #25 for long grain rice.
I remember when 5 eggs was #100. When Indomie was #30, when a cup of Garri was #10.
Yes, I'm a Gen Z and I remember.
Stop dragging us as if we just came into this world abeg.
Gen Z will never understand the Assignment
What movie were you always begging for ?😂
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Flirting in yoruba is top tier. Do it in person and not over the phone. She’ll melt.
That’s if she likes you o.
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My brother could do this dance steps from start to finish. He Dey do the backflips too😂
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Gen Z will say this is AI generated, WERE YOU THERE?😂🔥
Where my Yoruba version movie fans at? 😂🔥
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Me toooooo lmaooo I used to argue with a guy I dated when he tells me someone likes me. I’ll
Be like no he just wants to be my friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Sometimes i will start arguing with them lmaooo and at the end of the day they’re right 😂
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Jun 15
‘I dislike women who automatically assume every man's intentions toward them are sexual’
Ohh pleaseeeeee😂😂😂😂
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How e go be china 😂😂😂.. no whine me
This is not China, this is not Germany and this is not the USA.
This is the world class, state of the art lekan salami stadium in Ibadan.
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Who do women always ask if a man is enjoying it when having sex.
“Are you enjoying it”
What if I say NO.
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When we got married, my husband and I agreed that we won’t entertain visitors for for more than 1 week and they must inform us before coming.
10 months after our marriage, I lost my mum. Guess who had been accommodating my two younger ones for over 3 years?
We sometimes say things due to lack of experience, it is when life present us with the real deal that we know who our people are.
My cousin got married at 29.
Before the wedding, her fiancé told her clearly:
“I don’t believe in joint accounts. My salary is mine. Your salary is yours. We will split bills.”
She agreed.
Three years later, she lost her job.
Her husband paid all the bills without complaint for 8 months.
Then she got another job.
A year later, the husband lost his own job.
He expected her to take over while he got back on his feet.
She refused.
Her exact words:
“You said your money was your money and my money was my money. I respected that. Respect it now.”
Their families are divided.
Some say she is wicked.
Others say she is simply following the rules he created.
Who is wrong?
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He will get tired..
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Waape.. make referee blow half time like that
Jun 15
E get some kind things wey fat men no go experience.
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Na rubbish this one Dey always talk
I have no sympathy for her.
Serves her right.
And the same will happen to many of you greedy young girls.
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Dem call Barca fans stupid now o. When Barca fans reply make Una no put emo o.. na emo I no like o.
Things wey Barca fans dey talk you no go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity until another fanbase talk am
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Imagine say this kind person don carry 542.. the way e go mess with his head ehn 😂
How he keeps standing on his point that he’s right and they’re wrong is so funny😭😭😂
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Na rubbish be this sha
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I was about to wish you well on your daily hustle just to realize that you're a woman.
What a shame!
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Lol..
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Where you see your own 1300😂😂😂
Jun 15
Two days ago, social media went crazy with people lamenting that the price of gas has increased to N2,500 per KG.
Today, the price of gas has reduced to N1,300, and everyone is keeping quiet.
Why is it only bad news you people complain about? 🤔
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