Testicle

“I’ll tell you the same thing I told you last week and the week before. $5.”

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true... $TESTICLE

Do. not. stop. Thoreau

testicle actually transcends literally everything. every institution. every religion. every government. every fortune 500 company. let me explain. every single living thing on earth came from a testicle. every dog. every whale. every CEO. every president. every guy who's ever told you to "think bigger." bro, a testicle thought YOU. the dogecoin dog? came from a testicle. the dog that became the meme that became a $20B asset class. testicle-originated. guy who made bitcoin? came from a testicle. the most important financial innovation since fire and we owe it all to a ball. elon musk? testicle. jeff bezos? testicle. gandhi? believe it or not, testicle. every great painting. every symphony. every mathematical proof. every war. every peace treaty. trace it back far enough and you hit a testicle. it's testicles all the way down. VCs talk about "first principles thinking." brother the first principle IS a testicle. you cannot go further back. it is the alpha commit. the genesis block. the pre-seed round, literally. the entire S&P 500 is just testicle derivatives. people ask me "fartman what's your highest conviction investment thesis" and I say the same thing every time. testicle. it has a literally undefeated track record across all of human civilization. anyway this is not financial advice but it is biological fact. thank you. $testicle

Make what you want of it

average $testicle holder

$5

Sack growing excessively $testicle

ice your balls and sack tf up. ticker is $testicle.

planning testicle tuesday where we all buy testicle & send it to $5.

Even during a global crisis, the one thing that will always retain its value to 50% of the world’s population is testicles. Market up, man still never selling his testicles. Market down, man still never selling his testicles. It simply doesn’t matter.

observing.