Bestselling author of Life on Planet Earth, “a gripping, thoroughly enjoyable, deeply satisfying adventure!” - My HS English Teacher

Joined October 2011
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Arriving on Earth 2/22/22 🌎 Pain Protocol, a standalone sci-fi novella that takes place in the same post-apocalyptic universe as my last novel, Life on Planet Earth. Pre-order the ebook at amzn.to/3ry0Gkj
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What’s wrong babe? You’ve barely touched your vodka cran at Discopussy.
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I thought this was a drone shot of @EDC_LasVegas for a sec 😂
The most detailed image of a human cell to date, rendered using data from radiography, nuclear magnetic resonance and cryoelectron microscopy.
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Andy Gorman • Sci-Fi Author retweeted
i wrote a song for my dad and surprised him with it at my show #father #FatherDaughterLove #viral #GRAMMYs #NewArtist #bestpopvocalalbum
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I miss her (nicotine). I should call her (buy a vape).
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I would get jury duty on my partner’s birthday 🫠
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Apparently, my lifestyle makes some people uncomfortable, but I can’t find a single fuck to give.
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Merry Christmas to the children of the strippers we hung out with for seven hours. Don’t thank us, thank your moms.
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There’s nothing quite like molly in a hot tub 🫠
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Andy Gorman • Sci-Fi Author retweeted
13 Dec 2022
Today, I signed the Respect for Marriage Act into law. We are reaffirming a fundamental truth: Love is love, and Americans should have the right to marry the person they love.
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Artificial Andy
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Dissociated at Stoney’s last night.
That’s a wrap! 🎵
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“A painting of a psychedelic mushroom trip, in the style of Vincent Van Gogh” @OpenAI
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Just a thought… A crucial part of learning is unlearning. The walls that contain your worldview are not impenetrable. There are many doors to discover, but peeling off the paint that covers them takes work.
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Somebody get this corn kid out of my fucking head.
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Thanks for sharing 🙏🏻
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Andy Gorman • Sci-Fi Author retweeted
14 Jul 2022
If you aren't checking your drugs yet you're honestly missing out. Using reagents is like an elementary school science experiment. There's fizzing, things change color, sometimes stuff bubbles or smokes. Mysteries are unraveled. Oohs and ahhs are had.
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I finally got my raise, and I’m leaving on vacation in 8 hours. Life is good.
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I asked an A.I. (DALL-E mini) to draw @EDC_LasVegas 🌸
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It only helped me because of the workshops.
Reminder to anyone needing it today: You don't need to study English or creative writing at university to become a writer.