I’m not in New York right now and I can confirm that New York is the only city in the world

“why did @Designing_DeFi like my weird obscure personal tweet?” because every version of me is a fan of you.

As DeFi matures, more design questions sit in the microstructure layer: → Transaction ordering → Fee mechanisms → Gas metering → Block building → Geography These infrastructure decisions shape execution quality, congestion, MEV, and credible decentralization

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y’all can hate on big companies all you want but i just got a 401k for the first time in my life and now i love The Man

Still haunted by the time one of my tweets popped off overnight while this was my profile picture

*opens telegram once on vacation*

I’ve used this photo as my professional headshot for years, so for half a second I thought Pop Base had breaking news about my career

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The day has come We’re designing defi

Tomorrow designingdefi.xyz

Thank you for selling us out :’) We’ve just opened up a few more spots, tap in while you can!

Hello? Anybody out there? Do you see me? Or did 78 days of a total digital blackout finally make us too expensive for your attention span? Let me lay out the exact reality of what is happening inside iran. Our economy is a rotting corpse. You buy a basic necessity today, and by tomorrow the price tag has been raised. Because of this damned blackout people have been losing their jobs in mass. Entire livelihoods are evaporating overnight. A simple cup of coffee? That’s a luxury item now. And my absolute favorite part is when some comfortable spectator sitting safely outside the blast zone decides to weigh in. "You won't die if you can't go to a cafe," they say. "You won't die without your Spotify playlists or your YouTube. Here is the unforgiving truth: Yes. We do. What the hell do you think a life actually is? It isn't just a biological pulse. It is the exact, fragile sum of those small, mundane things. It is the music, the YouTube video you enjoy with your lunch, that little unnecessary item you huy fir yourself in an online shop just because you liked it, the simple act of taking a walk or going put with your friends without an occupying thug standing witht heir guns at checkpoints every few. When a parasitic death cult strips every single one of those moments away, you are not living anymore. You are just waiting your turn in the slaughterhouse. They are systematically executing our basic right to exist as normal human beings, megabyte by throttled megabyte. We are bleeding our shattered life savings just to bypass their walls and fire this one flare into the dark. We are still breathing. My question is does anyone even care enough to see that flare?

can't talk i'm designing defi

Happening next week!

Why are people named Guy

they're at @Designing_DeFi may 20-21

Hantavirus only kills you if you're in the YC Founders Directory

Sometimes I miss using my brain