I’m strong, lazy, drunk, veiny 🙂↔️ Now Danhausen’s #1 hater - #TeamMustard
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Brother, have I got a story for you.
A black Mexican just scored the first goal of the World Cup.
All timer. I’m telling you.
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Jun 11
how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave
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Jun 11
When my throat is severely inflamed but i’m still addicted
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Jun 12
Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.
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Jun 12
Jordynne Grace’s response to Blake Monroe’s tweet
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Jun 11
i refuse to spend my best boob years hiding them that's silly
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Jun 11
do y’all believe in slavery now?
Karmelo Anthony has been transferred out of the Collin County Jail and sent to a TDCJ diagnostic prison in Texas. This is his new mug shot.
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Jun 12
A curse lasting my entire life is hilarious
Jun 12
“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.”
“It’s Danhausen.”
“Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”
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Jun 11
i’d be the first on love island to have a bush
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Pov: watching all my Bonnaroo family having fun in out family camp without me this year
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That was the most insane 4th quarter of basketball I think I’ve ever seen…. Oh my god
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Jun 10
Karmelo Anthony is 19 years old and will be eligible for parole at 36. Meanwhile, Kyle Rittenhouse was 17, crossed state lines with an assault rifle, instigated a crowd, murdered 2 people, and he gets a book tour. 🤷🤦♂️
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Jun 9
This Karmelo Anthony verdict being found guilty right after a Chinese man was found innocent after chasing a black kid down and killing him should tell you everything you need to know about what our priorities should be in these United States
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Jun 9
Onya Nurve looks impeccable while throwing the first pitch for the Cleveland Guardians vs. New York Yankees baseball game at Progressive Field in Cleveland, Ohio.
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Jun 9
I’ll have my people call your people pookie
Jun 8
Can I pre order ringside??
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Jun 7
I love my Gaydians 🏳️🌈
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Midwest summer when you dont know anyone with a boat or a cabin
Jun 6
The coastal elites will never understand Midwest summer. I feel so bad for them
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