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Joined January 2009
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Michelle Obama is a man is absolutely CRAZY
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Brother, have I got a story for you.
A black Mexican just scored the first goal of the World Cup. All timer. I’m telling you.
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how it feels to be on your period during a heatwave
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When my throat is severely inflamed but i’m still addicted
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Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.
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Jordynne Grace’s response to Blake Monroe’s tweet 😂
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i refuse to spend my best boob years hiding them that's silly
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do y’all believe in slavery now?
Karmelo Anthony has been transferred out of the Collin County Jail and sent to a TDCJ diagnostic prison in Texas. This is his new mug shot.
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Jun 12
Ohio State, Ohio University, Miami, Kent State
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A curse lasting my entire life is hilarious
“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.” “It’s Danhausen.” “Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”
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i’d be the first on love island to have a bush
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Pov: watching all my Bonnaroo family having fun in out family camp without me this year
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That was the most insane 4th quarter of basketball I think I’ve ever seen…. Oh my god
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Karmelo Anthony is 19 years old and will be eligible for parole at 36. Meanwhile, Kyle Rittenhouse was 17, crossed state lines with an assault rifle, instigated a crowd, murdered 2 people, and he gets a book tour. 🤷🤦‍♂️
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Jun 10
Replying to @SolRucaWWE
@SolRucaWWE 🖕🏽
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This Karmelo Anthony verdict being found guilty right after a Chinese man was found innocent after chasing a black kid down and killing him should tell you everything you need to know about what our priorities should be in these United States
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Onya Nurve looks impeccable while throwing the first pitch for the Cleveland Guardians vs. New York Yankees baseball game at Progressive Field in Cleveland, Ohio.
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I’ll have my people call your people pookie
Replying to @wwdcast
Can I pre order ringside??
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I love my Gaydians 🏳️‍🌈
guards going off in June? it’s more likely than u think
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Midwest summer when you dont know anyone with a boat or a cabin
The coastal elites will never understand Midwest summer. I feel so bad for them
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