I swear the app is trolling us… The timing of this kind of post appearing on my algorithm is so spot on and disrespectful….😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭

Wish Tyler a happy birthday!!

GET READY 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

The DMs right now are wild right now… No thanks…not taking the bait Receipts incoming…

Selective memory and revisionist history is crucial for those who are scared of accountability.

I’m an open book. I don’t lie about my life. Anyone who has independent thought can just dm me. AMA 😘🪳🫶🏻

🚨🚨OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM OUR ROACH MASTER GENERAL!!🚨🚨

Fun fact : Raccoons are nocturnal because accountability is harder to identify in the dark.

🚨‼️BREAKING‼️🚨 : Local Woman Continues Existing, Internet Declares State of Emergency I’ve gotta hand it to some of you people on this app. The commitment is incredible. Some of you talk about me like I’m a Marvel supervillain assembling Infinity Stones in a volcano lair. Everybody wants a villain because a villain gives meaning to an otherwise boring day. At this point I’m not living rent-free in your heads. I own the property. I am the landlord. I’m collecting emotional rent on the first of every month. And judging by the amount of discourse, the occupancy rate is 100%.

It's June, which means America's least employable culture warriors have emerged from hibernation to remind everyone they "hate gays." Not because a gay person did anything to them. Not because their life changed in any measurable way. Just because the calendar hit June 1st and their annual personality subscription renewed automatically. Every year it's the same people who somehow still think "gay" and "trans" are interchangeable terms, like they're filling out a Scantron exam they never studied for. It's always fascinating watching someone deliver a 47 post thread about the moral collapse of civilization while demonstrating the IQ of a rock. Half these people spend more time thinking about gay people than gay people do.

The most “awake” people on this app are sleepwalking. The most “real” people on this app are fake. The “nicest” people on this app are architects of drama. If you’re awake, real, and nice, you don’t have to announce it 2562828 times, your movements would suffice. The sooner you realize this is all theater, the sooner you can close the curtain and move TF on. You can’t break from the cycle if you keep making the rounds. 🖤✌🏻🌴

It’s officially hurricane party season y’all…

Hop in

I only got enough “kindness” and patience in me for my customer service voice anymore. Unless I’m getting paid, I’m not tip toeing around y’all’s fucking delicate egos. 🖕🏻