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Doug Collins and Matt Gaetz should quarantine themselves forever, COVID-19 or not
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10 Mar 2020
We almost adopted a pig ..but then I found out I was pregnant πŸ˜‚
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10 Mar 2020
I knowwwww but they’re so cute 😩
Replying to @_ctrlaltdelight
Girl you can not get a little boy white shoes, it just does not work πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Me: β€œPLEASE DONT JUMP INTO THAT PUDD-β€œ *my son jumps directly into the muddy puddle* Me: this is what I get for buying him white shoes πŸ˜‘πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚
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I don’t get how β€œwash your hands” translates to β€œbuy all the toilet paper”
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To all my beginners in makeup, even β€œseasoned” artists make mistakes. I’ve been doing this FOREVER and still mess up. Never let it stop you or discourage you. Try again later and smash you expectations! Love AriπŸ’‹
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Alesa retweeted
Two things for everyone’s checklist today βœ… Wash your hands βœ… Volunteer for Bernie Sanders
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Lol happy birthday dude
Replying to @_ctrlaltdelight
@_ctrlaltdelight it's my birthday pls respond. haha jk..... unless....
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Probably because you posted some bullshit and fail to take accountability for it, Shelby.
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Stopppppp buying foundation that is 5 shades darker than your skin tone 🀑 πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™€οΈ
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Alesa retweeted
This is my child now. His parents are going to have to fight me for him. 😍❀️
"It's a human rights violation to not have healthcare" -12-year-old @BernieSanders Supporter Alan FULL INTERVIEW via @JennElizabethJ (yes, mom gave us permission!): bit.ly/2IwyCGE
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Happy international women’s day πŸ’—βœ¨
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