EVP, Lifestyle @purpleprculture / Formerly Head of Strategy @portasagency @maryportas

Joined November 2013
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Richard Danks retweeted
1 Mar 2017
BREAKING: Agency's Senior Planner Has It Down To About 3 Or 4 Existing Strategic Presentations She Can Use For Any Given Pitch
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19 May 2016
"You're the first guest speaker we've had swear that much". Whoops.
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Richard Danks retweeted
13 Apr 2016
BREAKING: Every Brand In The World Now Focusing Only On Millennials
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It's Fred, Fred as in Bread.
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Richard Danks retweeted
15 Feb 2016
This time can you look like you don't actively hate the product? OK just, like, hold it there, I guess....
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15 Feb 2016
Bit late?
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18 Dec 2015
Lol
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11 Dec 2015
"You are Beyoncé for your bagel". Yes I am. Yes I am. @tosseduk
28 Nov 2015

80 - 90% of people on social don't engage regularly, let alone mention purchase intentions cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce…
27 Nov 2015
In a parallel universe Black Friday was just a script for @charltonbrooker 's Black Mirror that didn't make it through to production
Richard Danks retweeted
19 Nov 2015
BREAKING: Study Finds Consumers Not Really Looking To Get Into Any More Emotional Relationships With Brands At The Moment
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Richard Danks retweeted
20 Nov 2015
BREAKING: Consumers Anxiously Awaiting To See How New TV Campaign Seamlessly Translates Into In-Store Experience
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Richard Danks retweeted
The woman accused of smuggling a dolphin (she didn't do it on porpoise) bbc.in/1Mmu5l8 #R4in4
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29 Oct 2015
Cross-agency briefings are basically like being in The Hunger Games.
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Richard Danks retweeted
Hollywood fun fact: actresses over 35 are fed to the MGM lion
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21 Oct 2015
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19 Oct 2015
I know what clients like. Gobbledegook.
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18 Oct 2015
#xfactor has got so Roman
18 Oct 2015
Go away Facebook advertising. Makes my skin crawl.