Futurist
Joined February 2009
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davernst retweeted
Mar 1
Boomers kicking off WWIII just before they die as one last fuck you is really on brand
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Jan 24
Great weekend to revisit Watchmen. Both the comic and the (best piece of fan fiction ever) sequel series.
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Jan 20
Are all Fareway Grocers staffed by the Children of the Corn or just my local?
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8 Nov 2025
The only good thing about my wife being out of town is that everything’s magically dishwasher safe.
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20 Sep 2025
Anyone out there with BA in English wish they could do it all over? Maybe I’m just an idiot, but I feel you actually have to live a life to truly appreciate everything thrown at you by a great program. Whatta ya say, @UCLA? Can I get like a half-off deal and do it all again?
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13 Sep 2024
Finally the last piece of the puzzle. I can now write my Bull Durham reboot.
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1 Aug 2024
So by the trailers it looks like #Joker 2 is just going to be a ripoff of AHS: Asylum’s Name Game episode.
And as much as I hate ripoffs, if you’re gonna rip off a TV episode, that’s the one to rip off.
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26 Jul 2024
Three children have kept me embarrassingly film illiterate for the past six years, so I know I’m not saying anything here, but holy shit MANDY was amazing. With my free time being limited, I think I might only watch Nic Cage movies from now on.
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davernst retweeted
31 Mar 2023
@nowjazznow @KimletGordon Hey all, my wife is a researcher for the Feitelson/Lundeberg Foundation (and not on Twitter) and she was wondering if you’d ever answer some quick questions about your song, Helen Lundeberg? Do either of you own any of her pieces? Thanks in advance!
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23 Jan 2022
Richard Karn may be too good for NFTs, but my profile pic is officially available for 10 ETH. How much is that?
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5 Jan 2022
And yet here you go, just casually throwing out a jpeg I must own
4 Jan 2022
I’ve thought long and hard about NFT’s and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕
12 Sep 2021
Puzzled by the excitement for a new Matrix film; does no one recall it was a decent flic followed by two horrible sequels? No one was excited for Jaws 4: Jaws in Jamaica when I was a kid…except for me. Lorraine Gary. Goddamn.
16 Aug 2021
Ah, watching @SuicideSquadWB the way it was meant to be seen:catching random glimpses of subtitled dialogue and flashes of action over the shoulder of the guy in front of me on a 30 minute plane ride.
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19 Apr 2021
This sign’s a real non sequitur until you have the misfortune of experiencing a truly lackluster Kansan rest-stop blowjob.
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18 Feb 2021
Well it happened. He finally done esploded. Rest in pieces. You left the world worse for having been in it at a level few can claim. Congrats, Rush!
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