applied to 200 jobs on linkedin and got rejected by every single one so i said fuck it and got $143k from banks at 0% apr instead seriously while hr managers were sending automated rejections i was getting automated approvals for $30k credit limits the corporate rejection to ceo pipeline: here's my situation: college degree ✓ good gpa ✓ internships ✓ perfect resume ✓ applications sent: 200 interviews: 3 offers: 0 confidence: destroyed living with parents at 26 watching friends get promoted ex posting with her investment banker boyfriend contemplating military one night after rejection #200 from a $47k/year position i snapped found a reddit thread: "banks give $100k to anyone with an llc" "0% apr standard" "easier than getting hired at wendys" figured i had nothing left to lose the fuck employment speedrun: day 1: made llc for $75 day 2: got ein (free) day 3: opened business checking started applying to banks instead of jobs chase: approved $34k in 7 minutes amex: approved $29k instantly capital one: approved $21k same day us bank: approved $24k that afternoon discover: approved $19k by dinner wells fargo: approved $16k before bed $143,000 approved in one day more than 3 years salary at the jobs that rejected me at 0% interest the beautiful irony: wells fargo rejected me for $52k teller job wells fargo approved me for $16k credit line chase rejected me for analyst position chase gave me $34k business card bank of america wouldn't interview me bank of america begging me to borrow money what i built with their money: $50k - launched saas company $30k - bought existing ecommerce store $30k - crypto and trading capital $33k - runway/emergency fund month 1: $11k revenue month 2: $28k revenue month 3: $49k revenue month 4: $71k revenue month 5: $94k revenue month 6: $134k revenue annual run rate: $1.6m from zero job offers using bank money the linkedin update: posted revenue screenshot "thankful for all the rejections" 97 recruiters in my dms including the ones who rejected me "we'd love to discuss opportunities" "impressive growth trajectory" "are you considering new roles?" salary offers now: $150-250k my monthly profit: $67k why would i take a job? here's what nobody understands: banks have lending quotas they must hit them business lending counts double they're desperate meanwhile companies: 500 applicants per role can be extremely picky pay you pennies own your time banks: here's $143k at 0% jobs: best i can do is $47k/year the approval requirements: personal credit score: 680 business revenue: don't need it business plan: they don't ask income verification: nope collateral: nothing just fill out form get $30k repeat at 7 banks retire my friend with a google job making $180k saw my numbers quit to do the same thing got $127k approved building his empire now the companies that rejected me now want to be clients charging them 10x what they wouldn't pay me revenge tastes better when funded by banks at 0% apr stop begging for jobs start taking bank money it's literally easier and pays infinitely more linkedin: 200 rejections banks: 7 approvals which system's broken?

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