Avid country music hater | Professional bag fumbler | Previously @gorillacapital | Currently @CTESPN | Miller lite is the superior light beer #WeAre #Philly
Joined July 2022
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23 Jun 2024
Maybe this blue powerade will save me
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I know that dont say Josh Allen, QB of the Buffalo Bills
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Jalen Brunson is the most clutch athlete in all of sports right now
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get me to gods country
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i need to go east
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U was a fat ass baby omg
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Cristopher Sanchez has more career complete game shutouts at PNC park than Paul Skenes
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Lunchmogged the shit outta my coworker with his bad eats today
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Breaking: Chicago Sky have waived Hailey Van Lith
Van Lith was their 11th overall pick in 2025
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Got food poisoning 2 hrs after the sixers won. Cant have shit man
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Excited to announce Ive accepted a role as a Junior Analyst at J.P.Morgan!
A big thank you to the recruiting team and all of those in my past role. It has been a pleasure working with you!
Can’t wait for this next chapter.
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Phillies have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever with an interim manager for the rest of the season again
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