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18 Jul 2025
between my laptop and notes app, there’s a little over 20 draft transcripts.
i may just lock in and publish a few soon.
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Jun 11
these are the issues
Jun 10
Has Darkovibes explained what he meant by “fly you out with my drone” before??
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Jun 10
“popcorn”
yeah right
First look at the Trojan Horse popcorn bucket for ‘THE ODYSSEY’.
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Jun 9
Florentino Pérez…chess, not checkers🔥
Official Announcement.
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Jun 7
best part of today was at a wedding reception I attended.
during the bride’s speech, she goes “I know some of you ladies here have slept with my man.
“and I’m not even mad at it because i know how good his shit is.”
whole room freaking explodes.
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Jun 7
“Nigeria and Ghana border”
Jun 6
Thing's you don't know!
Nigeria and Ghana Germany and
border France border😳
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Jun 5
there’s the devil, and then there’s female friends who post your photos and gatekeep you from their friends.
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May 29
somebody charge me ¢400 for some kaftan 2 years ago. ebi the outcome make I understand why some places be tailoring shops wey some be ateliers
May 29
Kaftan prices be that??? Or the guy figa I be the groom
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May 29
You’re invited to join our roundtable on the unintended consequences of marketing campaigns, and the amplified risks AI models inherit when trained on existing work.
Seats are limited to 40 guests. Kindly confirm your participation by filling out the form in our bio.
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May 29
the carpenter was up in 3 days. let’s see how long this man takes
May 28
Jesus the inverter has died 🥹
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May 27
I’m glad social media companies are incentivising us to leave their apps.
It’s as if they know I have tonnes of reading and writing to do.
May 27
JUST IN: Meta launches paid subscriptions for Instagram, Facebook, and WhatsApp.
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I love how the Pope's encyclical is so well-written that people sincerely believe it was written by AI, because the notion of being that well-educated and qualified for a leadership role is genuinely foreign to the general public.
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May 26
ASAP!!
May 26
Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls
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elikem retweeted
May 25
In the era of #ArtificialIntelligence, when human dignity is threatened by new forms of dehumanization, ours is the pressing duty to remain profoundly human. We must lovingly safeguard the grandeur of humanity bestowed upon us and revealed in its fullness in Christ, the splendor of which no machine can ever replace. #MagnificaHumanitas
vatican.va/content/leo-xiv/e…
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May 23
Pep Guardiola and Cristiano Ronaldo on the same team would have caused some pretty nightmarish damages to football that no one ever thought possible
May 23
🚨💙 Pep Guardiola will take up a role as a Global Ambassador for the City Football Group.
He will give technical advice to the clubs in the group, working on specific projects and collaborations.
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May 22
the show ends without him; tom hardy is mobland. you’d think the producers would take notes from franchises like the witcher
May 22
Tom Hardy has been fired from ‘MOBLAND’ and won't return for Season 3.
He allegedly clashed with producers after being consistently late to set and attempting to give notes & change dialogue on the series.
(Source: puck.news/newsletter_content…)
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May 21
you mark this guy and during halftime , your teammates are just laughing hysterically at you. even the coach asks “are you good?”
but no stress, because it’s the world cup. it’s all vibes after all.
May 20
Neymar à la Coupe du monde 2014😍🇧🇷🔥 Élégance Aura Maîtrise Technicité
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