Welcome to my page of complaining or talking shite x
Joined March 2009
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Jun 6
After two weeks sober I am proud to say itโll be ruined tomorrow and back to normality in Benidorm. Hello liver damage and chicken nuggets
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May 11
Most annoying thing about Snapchat is clicking to listen to a voicenote and it saves it fsfsfs, my wee shaky hands making me look like a weirdo
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Imagine going for a pint ,then go viral ๐คช๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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May 8
Acc canโt believe I am that much of an idiot I damaged my passport, and lost my driving license ID a week before I fly to Glasgow ๐๐๐๐
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May 4
Rangers break your heart more than any person on this earth
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Apr 7
Having a trip booked definitely helps the working week that bit more. Glasgow and Benidorm canโt come quick enough ๐ด
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Mar 13
Nothing says happy Friday the 13th more than missing your flight home, because you forgot to check in๐ญ๐ idiot
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Mar 10
Always a stressful situation when your outfit comes for Cheltenham a day before you fly, and you hate it ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ I h8 being last minute
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Jan 26
All help would be greatly appreciated for one of my best friends family to help daniella see her kids โค๏ธโค๏ธjustgiving.com/crowdfunding/โฆ
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Jan 13
Motivation of the working week, is that Iโll be sat in the Ibrox Bar next month in Tenerife with a venom. Itโs the little things โจ
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Jan 13
See acc not drinking at the weekend I sleep less during the week, and I am more tired :))))) dry January may have to be broken
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Jan 4
First time setting an alarm in two weeks tomorrow, fuckin gonna miss wasting my day away from sleeping so much ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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@grok can you make her look like a detective that is in disguise, complete with comedy glasses and fake moustache
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Jan 1
Christmas holidays nearly over. Time flies when youโve been drunk nearly all of it
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24 Dec 2025
Could never be vegan cause no pigs and blankets round Christmas is depression
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23 Dec 2025
Going to your mums for Christmas your guaranteed to leave about five stone heavier and happier
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