Dear Accountants I know accounting standards can be a chore to read and digest sometimes To make it easier for us all, I will be sharing weekly pictorial summaries of the relevant accounting standards and some accounting trivia by the side. Stay Tuned!

I wanted to do a motivational post for the week, but there’s no need The quotes and comments under this tweet is more than enough motivation See doings 🔥

I asked someone if he applied for PWC graduate trainee, only for him to tell me that I am looking at him less. I don’t even know what that means in this context.

How much is a 2-bedroom flat in your area?

YouTuber: Excuse me sir…. Sir. How did you get rich? Nigerian Billionaire: Na God oo

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Here we go again This is exactly why Corporate workers don't like Mondays. All the work you left undone on Friday are coming back to bite you You open your laptop and the next thing you’re seeing is "Can we jump on a quick call?" Quick call that will last for the next 3 hours LEAVE ME ALONE!!

You will think you have money saved up until you make one single purchase, and boom… account don red Make God help us

The most dangerous sentence in accounting: "Last year we did it this way."

Nothing unites a department faster than: "External Auditors are around." Suddenly everybody remembers where documents are.

If your manager starts a message with: "Hope you're well." Just prepare for extra work.

Your colleague should use chowdeck next time, so she won’t need to tip the security By the time you pay delivery and service fee for a week straight, you’ll realize that the security guy is the one doing you a favour

Dear HR, Stop asking if candidates can work under pressure. Nigeria already tested that before they applied. Kind Regards.

Exes wey I suffer get. Abi I don move on ni

Sports betting is already rigged to make you lose The Bet company is set up to always win Do you need me to explain better?

I just randomly remembered that someone on this app called one of the Big 4 firms ‘Mandilas’ Una dey talk oo

Have you gone for an interview when the CEO was celebrating his birthday? They will even offer you small chops even if they know you won’t get the job

The hierarchy of Financial Freedom: 1. Get a decent job. 2. Save at least 20% of your Salary to cover Emergency funds. 3. Save more until you have enough to invest in your personal development - new skills/certification 4. More to a better job. That guarantees growth in Salary 5. Save more. This time, save enough to start a Cash flow business. 6. If you are unsure of starting a small business, invest in TB, Mutual Funds & Stocks 7. If you are successful at running a small business, you channel your profit into any investment scheme. It depends on where the individual is currently. If they are in #2, having 1m locked up is strictly for capital preservation and not growing their investment portfolio.

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Pro Tip: to become a millionaire from gambling… Start as a billionaire!

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