presently not Aubrey Plaza. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew, but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
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being a reply guy is much like being a ronin, you wander about looking for a master worthy of your service and eventually kill yourself
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Dave portnoy suicide livestream when
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Fuck you
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Jalen Brunson is the vanguard of the proletariat
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i speak for every NBA fan when i say Castle should be ejaculated!!
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I have to poop but im afraid of what will come out
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Turned off comments to suppress the truth smdh
Poop is not food yall
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you look like a thumb. Thumb boy. I’d hurt myself in your shoes. Not gonna lie!
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I don’t know what an emoji is and I’m too afraid to ask
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When you’re depressed and feeling suicidal, the absolute best thing you can do is doomscroll on twitter at 3:38 am while thinking about her
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In a recent interview with @DiscussingFilm, Kane Parsons has announced that he will be getting a BBL.
“Papa needs a fatty. Period.”
He is the youngest director to do so.
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FUCK 👏 VICTOR 👏 WEMBANYAMA 👏
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What is a “boob” and where can I find one
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Just switched lanes #DrivingTwt
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