Keyworker who plays with train set. Eastender. Runs a bit. Cycles a bit. Over 50. Sober 9 years #recovery #womenstatues #faceblind #prosopagnosia
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7 Dec 2024
A whole decade on this profile, 14 years with my other one. It's saddens me what Twitter became.
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Derren Brown is staring into my soul on the Lizzie line. I've had a crush on him for decades. He wouldn't have to hypnotise me.
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19 Nov 2024
Back from some gorgeous late spring weather in New Zealand 🇳🇿
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17 Nov 2024
Here’s an idea.
If the Farmers are taking action on the 19th of November in a ‘day of action’ and block all the roads with their Tractors, #JustStopOil should join them, make it a party.
I mean, if it’s OK for the Farmers to do it…..
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19 Nov 2024
My mother is still horrified about me living in London (I've been here 34 years).
youtu.be/8P0v8ciiifE
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19 Nov 2024
Clare Balding is now flogging the emperor's new clothes - ”Revitive” - the poor cow.
Can you spare a few quid to help Clare Balding?
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Palestinians have the right to live in their own land under international law, it’s not something for Israel to “allow.”
This framing is absurd, call it what it is and stop whitewashing Israel’s crimes.
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25 Oct 2024
This was inevitable. The people who hate him won’t buy it and the people who like him can’t read.
independent.co.uk/arts-enter…
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25 Oct 2024
The best bit of the Bible is Kings 2:23 when God has two bears come out of the woods and maul 42 boys because they called some guy a baldy.
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22 Oct 2024
Hello from Lake Taupō in New Zealand where I just went for an afternoon swim 👙
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15 Oct 2024
I've now seen two people I know from London in Auckland. It is a very small world 🇳🇿🇬🇧
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13 Oct 2024
It should surprise nobody that the baroness, ex-director of the Tufton St ‘Global Warming Policy Foundation’, has been involved since the formation of LGB Alliance.
That Tufton St address didn’t come from nowhere, see also Allison Pearson’s involvement in GWPF and reporting…
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11 Oct 2024
RT @LeanneStap: #AuroraAustralis from my back deck just now- 4am AEDST 11/10/24. Lutruwita/Tasmania.
It’s so beautiful!!
Photo taken wit…
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7 Oct 2024
Some of my greatest work on Twitter - me 2016
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US Republican representative and far right crackpot @mtgreenee is now suggesting the Democrats are controlling the weather.
independent.co.uk/news/world…
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