CEO of overthinking and snack breaks/ was told I would be funnier by now.

Joined December 2021
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HE’S DONE IT!!! 🤩 LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BARCELONA-CATALUNYA GRAND PRIX!!! 🏆🎉 #F1 #BarcelonaGP
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This person stood at the White House podium and assured Americans the U.S. would find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
I don’t trust Iran.
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Somalis are here to stay. Kenya is not complete without the Somali people, the Somali business community, and the former Northern Frontier District region. Our contribution to trade, investment, entrepreneurship, and national development is part of Kenya's success story.
“If Somalis decided to pull their resources out of Kenya, it will collapse in a day”..This is part of a statement by @AlinurMohamed_ By all means, pull your resources out of Kenya, let it collapse!! We will rebuild from scratch. Every time a conversation on how Eastleigh business are taxed arises, you see such statements. We won’t cave. Watu walipe tax!!
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Unfortunately, there are people whose dislike for Somalis blinds them to reality. They think they know everything and refuse to learn, but their hostility only motivates our people to work harder, invest more, and achieve greater success.
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Kenya belongs to all its citizens, including Somalis. We will continue building businesses, creating jobs, paying taxes, and contributing to the country's growth. And one thing I'm 100% sure of: politics driven by division and ethnic hostility will not win.
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Sasa Shida ni hakuna mahali mutatupeleka. EACC- Director from NFD DCI- Director from NFD Anti-Counterfeit Authority- CEO/Director from NFD NIS- Director from NFD KRA- Director from NFD IPOA- Director from NFD Police Nairobi Region- From NFD
I honestly don’t think we’re ready for this Eastleigh conversation. Few Observations,. You buy something in the majority of those shops and they want cash. If you don’t have cash, they have their own MPesa agents they tell you to withdraw from. They then make a quick call to the agent to confirm the withdrawal before releasing your goods. That way, they never have to explain their cash flow, but you may one day have to explain yours to the taxman. We’re talking about a multi billion shilling industry with very little transparency, accountability or visibility into how money moves. And as long as they remain the middlemen, pay zero tax, sell “counterfeit goods” the government is comfortable But how dare you use the same business model, open your own wholesale operation and bring your own goods through the port?…..
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🚨🗣️ Kofi Adams (Ghana's Minister for Sports and Recreation) on Canada denying Thomas Partey a visa: "Canada are interpreting its rules to suggest that a charge means guilt. They are supposed to be a country that upholds the ethos of democracy and the rule of law." "I'm very disappointed in the behavior of FIFA in handling situations that have arisen as part of the 2026 World Cup. I think they have poorly handled a lot of things."
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RT @TheAthleticFC: The government of Ghana says it intends to pursue legal action before Canada’s federal court against the “extremely unfa…
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Bradley Barcola Situation • Moussa Sissoko has been trying to renew Bradley Barcola’s contract for the best part of 9-12 months. Talks have been difficult, and it reached a point where both parties agreed to put negotiations on hold so that Barcola and PSG could focus on important fixtures in April and May. • Soon after the UEFA Champions League final, talks resumed and remain ongoing. The player reportedly told people close to him that he was disappointed not to start a number of important fixtures. • PSG’s position is clear: renew or we will sell, as his contract expires in June 2028. Personally, I think that is a significant stance for the club to take. • Barcola’s agent also represents Ousmane Dembélé and Désiré Doué and maintains a good relationship with PSG. The club is also in serious talks regarding Yan Diomande and Maghnes Akliouche, which could further influence the situation surrounding Barcola. Both Arsenal and Liverpool are interested, but I want to explain Arsenal’s side of the story. • Andrea Berta made serious enquiries into Barcola’s situation last summer. At the time, Arsenal were informed that the player would stay for at least one more year. Since then, Berta has remained in constant contact with Sissoko and has made it clear that Barcola is of serious interest to Arsenal. He has also asked to be notified if PSG become open to a sale. Should Arsenal make an official approach towards PSG, there will be a further update. • Arsenal also hold an interest in Morgan Rogers and one other player(sensitive info currently). More on that in due course. • As always, Andrea Berta is willing to agree personal terms with multiple targets and make a move when the timing suits Arsenal. Before I sign off, there is something worth noting. Berta is very happy for misinformation to circulate publicly. Berta & Co are busy behind the scenes, and many details remain unknown as Arsenal move silently. Allow me to provide a free exclusive as an example of that which is unknown. Arsenal made standard checks on Nico Paz. Nico was reportedly left confused following a recent call with Mourinho, although another conversation may be scheduled. Arsenal have also made serious checks on Christos Tzolis, the Greek winger. My point is that a great deal is happening behind the curtain. Embrace the silence and, as always, choose your sources of information carefully. HandofArsenal
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🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup! We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.
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Somali referee Omar Artan, who was denied entry into the USA ahead of the World Cup, has now been appointed by UEFA to officiate PSG vs. Aston Villa in the Super Cup final.
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🇸🇴 Nunca vi algo así. En Somalia hoy se llenó un estadio para recibir como héroe nacional a Omar Artan, el árbitro al que Estados Unidos le negó la entrada al Mundial. Increíble.

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🙋🏾‍♂️: excuse me beautiful young lady in the middle, can i talk to you for a minute? 👩🏾👱🏼‍♀️👺 👺: we’re in a hurry
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My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work…. I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn’t like it
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Hi darling @ToniKroos You spent months criticizing Qatar and talking about every possible issue before and during the 2022 World Cup, yet it turned out to be one of the best-organized tournaments in history. Public transportation was free, fans could travel easily between stadiums some fans saw 4 matches in the stadium in same day, and the overall organization was praised by millions of visitors. Now, when concerns are being raised about visa delays, strict entry procedures, and travel difficulties surrounding tournaments in the United States, we don't hear the same level of criticism from you. There have also been complaints about organizational decisions and match arrangements that many fans consider unnecessary or difficult, yet your voice is nowhere near as loud as it was when Qatar hosted the World Cup. If your criticism is truly based on principles, then the same standards should apply to everyone. But when Qatar receives endless criticism while similar concerns elsewhere are met with silence, people are naturally going to question whether your issue was really about organization at all. Fuck you.
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A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.
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Love can make one be so weak fr. Bado sijaamini huyo alikuwa mimi nikigombana asubuhi why yesterday they slept without telling me goodnight. Fvck it, man! Nimejitoa roho safi
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"An old woman came here with a young gal looking for you"
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