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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
3 Jan 2023
if imperfections in wood furniture are desirable then an occasional :wq in website copy should be too
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Martin van Buren lookin ass bird
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
16 Dec 2022
If Chicken McNuggets are sold in packs of 6, 9, or 20, then 43 is the largest number of nuggets that cannot be ordered.
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
it still strikes me how wild it is that the richest person in the world who could do anything they wanted for the rest of their life has chosen to moderate an internet forum where many or perhaps most of the people dont like him
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
12 Dec 2022
This is one of my all-time favourite videos, and Badalamenti's music has meant so much to me over my life.
12 Dec 2022
no words, RIP Angelo Badalamenti one of the greatest. please watch this.
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
10 Dec 2022
In about 30 minutes, the official US population according to census.gov/popclock will be 333,333,333
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
20 Nov 2022
昨日の日和と抱っこの動画にたくさんのRT＆いいねありがとうございました🦭💖
実は飼育員視点の動画もあります🫶
それにしてもひーちゃんすごい顔だね😹
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
11 Dec 2012
at one point, every man named Gary was a baby and was introduced by his parents as "This is my baby, Gary" how fucked up is that shit
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
14 Sep 2022
man goes to bertrand russell. says he hates his beard but will not shave it. russell says "treatment is simple. great barber pagliacci is in town. he will shave all men (and only those men) who will not shave themselves." man bursts into tears. "but bertrand,"
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
2 Jan 2021
A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
20 Sep 2022
Me when yesterday was a US holiday and I wake up to 0 emails: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me when yesterday was a UK holiday and I wake up to 1857019389075 emails: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
15 Aug 2022
as a man the best feeling in the world is sitting down with a snack and realizing you have never read the wikipedia page for whatever the snack is
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
25 Aug 2022
I told my old therapist that I had a hard time telling him things that would disappoint him, because I cared a lot about what he thought of me.
He asked what I needed to start to release that fear of judgment.
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
4 Jun 2022
guy who has only seen the earth, discovering his second planet: getting a lot of 'the earth' vibes from this...
3 Jun 2022
NEWS 🚨: NASA has discovered a nearby Earth-like exoplanet using the James Webb Telescope, but it rains lava at night
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
8 Aug 2022
Really wonderful tale of how we made IMPs reliable: alexmckenzie.weebly.com/seek…
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Aaron Jacobs retweeted
15 Jul 2022
Reminder that computers exist only to serve us. Every time we wait for a computer, the computer is the one who is wrong.
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