hello i am also from cis | @czcc12567677777 🥵
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23 Nov 2022
“I struggle with motivation”
Ok, then stay a loser?
Goodbye.
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May 26
Nothing inspires confidence more than an OGC Captain reaching lvl 10 through the revolutionary strategy of:
“bro im tired, can you boost me lvl 9 rq”
Special thanks to:
Levich
for pioneering cloud-based skill transfer technology
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May 13
My daughter was assaulted on a German subway yesterday
"Papa, he had a knife and took my iPhone" she called me crying
"That's horrible baby. Who was it?" I asked
"Young black guy, he looked like he is from Afri-"
"STOP TALKING" I shouted
"You were on a train, you were panicked. You probably didn't see his face clearly" I said
"No, I saw him, he must have been an immigr-"
"Listen to yourself right now" I said
"You're describing an innocent stranger you saw for ten seconds as if you know who he is"
"Innocent? He robbed me!"
"Even so, you can't demand someone from a different culture to integrate and punish them when they slightly fail"
She hung up
This makes me so incredibly sad
How did my daughter become this disgusting racist?
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May 2
What if Azerbaijan built GitHub?
May 1
What if the EU built GitHub?
ALT inspired by https://x.com/initjean/status/2050283688370352369
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Apr 16
Němec vejde do baru a objedná si luxusní ležák.
Barman povídá: „100 eur!“
Němec je v šoku: „100 eur? Včera bylo za 10!“
„Dneska ale stojí 100 eur.“
– „Proč sakra 100?“
Barman: „To vám vysvětlím,
– 10 eur je za pivo,
– 10 na pomoc Íránu,
– 20 eur na pomoc zemím Perského zálivu,
– 20 eur na pomoc Spojeným arabským emirátům,
– 30 eur je pro Izrael,
a nakonec 10 eur jako dotace na plyn pro EU a do fondu na udržení sankcí!“
Němec mlčky vytáhne 100 eur a vztekle je hodí barmanovi.
Barman peníze vezme, schová je do pokladny, vytáhne desetieurovku a tu hostu vrátí.
Němec nevěřícně: „Počkejte, říkal jste 100 eur, že? Dal jsem vám 100, proč mi vracíte 10?“
„.....Pivo není.“
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Apr 15
Absolute Cinema
Apr 15
Tak, seks jest świetny, ale czy kiedykolwiek scrollowałeś Twittera po tym, jak real przegrał mecz?
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ELON VUILE KANKERNEGER MIJN TWIETS ZIJN MEESTERVOLLE CONSTRUCTIES GEMAAKT OM ENKEL BEGREPEN TE WORDEN BINNEN EEN NEDERLANDSTALIGE CONTEXT. IK WIL GEEN GLOBALE GEMEENSCHAP IEDERE KANKERBUITENLANDERS DIE DIT LEEST BLOKKEER MIJN ACCOUNT NU.
FUCK JE AUTOMATISCHE VERTALING
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Apr 6
olsun dedem biz seni böyle sevdik
Evet, itiraf ediyorum; bütün düşüncelerim Fransızca. Türkçeye çevirmek için ChatGPT kullanıyorum. Bunun için özür dilerim. Türkçeyi Fransızca gibi konuşabilmeyi çok isterdim ama 35 yılın sonunda bunu başaramadım ve bundan sonra da benim için zor olacağını biliyorum 😁
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Mar 24
Bro I’ll never forget buying Minecraft from this exact website
Minecraft website in March 2012
ALT Minecraft website in March 2012
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Mar 22
cs2 developerlarının bile bilgisayarında cs2 yüklü değildir
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Mar 20
time to vibecode csgo and open servers
We’re launching a brand new, full-stack vibe coding experience in @GoogleAIStudio, made possible by integrations with the @Antigravity coding agent and @Firebase backends.
This unlocks:
— Full-stack multiplayer experiences: Create complex, multiplayer apps with fully-featured UIs and backends directly within AI Studio
— Connection to real-world services: Build applications that connect to live data sources, databases, or payment processors and the Antigravity agent will securely store your API credentials for you
— A smarter agent that works even when you don't: By maintaining a deeper understanding of your project structure and chat history, the agent can execute multi-step code edits from simpler prompts. It also remembers where you left off and completes your tasks while you’re away, so you can seamlessly resume your builds from anywhere
— Configuration of database connections and authentication flows: Add Firebase integration to provision Cloud Firestore for databases and Firebase authentication for secure sign-in
This demo displays what can be built in the new vibe coding experience in AI Studio. Geoseeker is a full-stack application that manages real-time multiplayer states, compass-based logic, and an external API integration with @GoogleMaps 🕹️
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tenhle pan si proste po svym failnutym spolku s nulovou transakcni kapacitou odmita najit real job
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Mar 15
“buy lottery dog”
Mar 14
FACEIT Level 10 Guide:
*dies to someone*
Response:
A). "oh my god I just got accidented by this shitter"
B). "what the fuck are any of my teammates doing man"
C). "this game is fucking terrible man jesus christ"
D). "holy shit man this pug is so boring man get me out"
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Mar 5
ancient is easily the worst map to watch in 2026 for reasons sAw brings up. the mid fight has become a clusterfuck of nades and bullet spams which decides too much of the outcome
you know the winner of each round within 15s of almost every round
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Mar 3
🤔 CS is boring — Team Falcons DOTA midlaner Stanislav «Malr1ne» Potorak.
«I’ll be 21, and then some random 13-year-old kid — maybe a stand-in from Spirit Academy or something — will show up and just destroy me, completely delete me. Yeah, that’s real fun».
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Jan 28
saying ni is hate speech and this isnt?
Jan 28
startup idea : ads in terminal
imagine watching a unskippable 30 secs ad for running "npm install"
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Welcome to the Polish league, where:
- The 1st and last teams are separated by just 11 points.
- The league leaders drew their last five games and went from 3rd to 1st.
- 1st place and 13th place have the same number of wins.
- Thirteen teams have scored more goals than the league leaders.
- The 13th-ranked team has the best attack.
- The last-placed team has the 4th-best defensive record.
- The biggest team in Poland is ranked last.
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