Comedian, Actor, scribe📍 NYC 🏠 Chicago ; they/them/elle ✉️: hurtadomateo@gmail.com 🇵🇷 🇲🇽
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Pueblo I’m shook, my conversation with Sandra Ruiz about her latest book Tears for Tears: Aesthetics in Grief Minor (NYU Press 2025) is now online in Women & Performance. Academia freaks you know where to read this! Ilysm x, M. 🚨 and read Sandra’s book!!!
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die die die with a smile
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maggots for brains is so good
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“Unthinkable” - Alicia Keys is one of the best love songs ever made, ever.
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my team at @Apple is looking for a contract copyeditor to work on everything from apple newsroom press releases to features. the role is remote! more here applecontingentworkforce.wil…
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do you guys ever get friend crushes on twt oomfs
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All of my defenses never had a chance with you
Joshua Tree, April 21, 9:21pm
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Every gay guy needs a hot straight best friend who flirts with him all the time
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thinking about what could’ve been and what never was
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the aerodynamics of a guinea pig if anyone cares
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