"Buenas Tardes somos Microsoft. Ya Windows 10 no lo vendemos, así que vamos a borrar la partición de su disco duro en la que tiene instalado el sistema" "Buenas Tardes somos Ford, ya no producimos El Ford Taurus, así que venimos a impedir que use el que compró hace 20 años"

Bro just give up 😂

🚨 CYBER INTELLIGENCE ALERT: PROBABLE SALE OF BANKING DATABASE — ARGENTINA 🇦🇷 💥 THREAT ACTOR LISTS RECORDS OF 750,000 BBVA ARGENTINA PREMIUM CREDIT CARD CUSTOMERS FOR SALE [STATUS: THREAT UNDER INVESTIGATION / UNCONFIRMED / CLANDESTINE CHINESE MARKETPLACE] A threat actor identified by the obfuscated alias F****3 has announced—on a Chinese-origin underground data marketplace—the exclusive sale of a massive database attributed to high-end credit card customers of Banco Bilbao Vizcaya Argentaria Argentina (BBVA Argentina). The actor claims the repository consolidates personal information on 750,000 premium cardholders (Gold, Platinum, Black, and International categories), obtained via direct intrusion techniques. 🏢 Allegedly Affected Entity: BBVA Argentina (bbva.com.ar). 👤 Threat Actor: Seller registered under ID F3. ⚔️ Potential Attack Vector: Exfiltration via infiltration of relational databases (SQL Injection or compromised credentials) within loyalty systems, account statement generation platforms, or premium customer service portals. 🔍 Verification Status: SUSPECTED / UNCONFIRMED. The intrusion into the bank's central servers remains under investigation and preventive audit. However, this alert is supported by a high level of structural evidence due to the exposure of plaintext samples indexed on June 16 and 17, 2026. 📈 1. Timestamp Assessment (Last Access / Modification Dates) Data Freshness (June 2026): The final column of the data dump reveals detailed timestamps corresponding to very recent dates within the current month. Consecutively dated records are observed between June 9, 2026, and June 15, 2026 (e.g., row 6: 15/06/2026 04:23:10 am; row 2: 13/06/2026 11:36:19 pm; row: 15/06/2026 09:13:23 am). Date Conclusion: The timestamps align perfectly with the release date declared by the attacker (June 16). This indicates a high level of authenticity, demonstrating that the file is not a repackaging of historical leaks, but rather a compilation or active extraction carried out during the first half of June 2026. 📊 2. Internal Consistency and Data Structure (Data Integrity) Identifier Validation (Banking Series IDs): The sequential numbers accompanying the card details begin with... From a technical-operational standpoint, the prefix "54" corresponds to Argentina's international telecommunications code, followed by the indexing structure typical of telephony databases or regional customer profiles. Premium Segmentation Correlation: The variables in the card-type column correspond exactly to BBVA's Argentine financial market, listing valid classifications such as "Visa Platinum and Mastercard Platinum cards," "Visa Gold and Mastercard Gold cards," and "Visa Signature and Mastercard Black." Actual Service Usage: All records in the sample show the variable "Normal use," indicating that these are active production accounts rather than developer test or staging environments. Authentic Names and Emails: Name structures perfectly aligned with the regional context are detected, combined with email addresses from common and local domains, such as .com.ar. ⚠️ RISK ANALYSIS REGARDING THE EXPOSED DATA FIELDS If the illicit use of this batch of 750,000 cleaned records takes hold, the criminal implications for financial users in Argentina are severe: 👤 Identity Theft and High-Value Customer Profiling: The file consolidates and exposes Full Name, Gender, Date of Birth, and Email Address. By identifying which customers hold "Black" or "Signature" cards, attackers obtain a list of targets with high purchasing power. 🛡️ TECHNICAL RECOMMENDATIONS AND PREVENTIVE MITIGATION 🛑 Immediate Activation of the Entity's IR Protocol (Corporate Action): BBVA Argentina's security incident response team (CSIRT) is urged to initiate an in-depth forensic audit of all relational database queries executed between June 1 and June 15, 2026, identifying potential mass data leaks via compromised third-party access points or telemarketing APIs. 📊 MONITORING AND EVALUATION Intelligence System: analyzer.vecert.io Quickly assess your website's security at: monitor.vecert.io #CyberSecurity #Argentina #BBVA #BBVAArgentina #DataLeak #CreditCardLeak #FinancialFraud #IdentityTheft #PremiumCards #ThreatIntelligence #CyberAlert #VECERT #Infosec #UnverifiedBreach

Still accurate in 2026 😂🤭

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Imagine if it actually was a full moon that day...

ACTUALIZACIÓN FINAL: La Nissan Kicks olvidada con el motor encendido se quedó sin nafta alrededor de las 19hs, luego de casi dos días A las 20:30 apareció el dueño. No entendía nada Habló con mi amigo, dijo que es hipoacústico y que no se había dado cuenta que quedó encendida

Me actualiza mi amigo con otro video: El dueño del Kicks sigue desaparecido, ya va más de 30 horas que el auto lleva encendido Tiene el tanque en reserva ahora. Cuando llegue el dueño no va a entender nada. Va a pensar que le robaron la nafta

A la autora de esta nota le expliqué ayer —cuando publicó otra similar— que a la OPC se le requirió información y se la está auditando como paso lógico al momento de asumir la nueva Comisión Bicameral de Seguimiento, conforme a lo que establece la ley y normas reglamentarias Le informé también que expresamente se dispuso que la OPC siga trabajando de manera normal, lo que está ocurriendo La pretendida censura e “intervención” sólo existen en la imaginación de quienes quieren ver —o simplemente inventar— lo que no hay Más disparatado aun implicarlo al presidente, que ignora la conformación de la Bicameral y lo que ella ha dispuesto Basta leer las resoluciones adoptadas por la Comisión Bicameral para comprobar la veracidad de todo lo antedicho

JAJSJAJDKAJJSJSJSKAJAJJAJAJAJA No puedo creer que Fox Sports tuvo que aclarar que Messi NO JUEGA PARA ESTADOS UNIDOS, sino que juega para Argentina

Palm Pilot: el PDA que vendió 30 millones de unidades, la anécdota del pretotipo de madera, el sistema Graffiti y las apps de terceros en el nuevo episodio de La máquina discreta. Spotify, Apple Podcast y YouTube Podcast. Audio sin interrupciones.

Los eurodiputados siempre quejándose de que la gente, en especial los jóvenes, no participan en las elecciones y demás. Llega una iniciativa ciudadana con 1.3m de firmas, muchos jóvenes. Logran que el proceso sea de los más seguidos y hasta viral, para al final no hacer nada.

So it’s still a nonprofit after all