used to be fun. then my frontal lobe developed.
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25 Jun 2024
when you are a retired party girl you still have some of that party girl in you. Like no I do not go out 3xs a week anymore but when I make that special appearance the feral rat awakens like an ancient beast
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next week is may. may all the divas find their whimsy and spark again
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how life feels when your hair wash day lines up with your plans
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when someone asks how you are but you can’t say regulating ur nervous system, unlearning toxic habits, and outgrowing people so you say “yeah i’m good”
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u must carry big sexy feral diva aura thats how you attract all the good things in life
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I love friendships that start from a feral diva recognizing another feral diva
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they hate when you serve sexy hot diva while being a lil odd and weird
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retired feral rat girl retweeted
Apr 22
choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something
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how am I supposed to work? I have to go to pilates. get a green juice. go for a walk. journal. dilly dally. do a blowout. and my skincare. cook dinner. get 9 hours of sleep.
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I am done drinking alcohol. Unless my fav DJ is in town. Or it’s a special occasion like a holiday. Or if it’s really nice out. Or if I feel like it.
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recession indicator: coming out of your retired party girl era & summoning the old feral rat to get through these trying times
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my house is on pretty girl avenue. ur house is on ugly bitch island. we are not the same 🩷
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ever since I was a little girl I knew i’d succeed because i’m insane & a diva
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diva just because you have an office job doesn’t mean u can’t doll yourself up like you used to when u were 16 just for fun
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retired feral rat girl retweeted
Jan 11
i think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this
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