ALT reynir laying awake on a half-asleep thancred’s chest and trying to get him to stay up and talk.
r: thancred
t: hm?
r: would you rather be mauled or trampled to death?
t: (sigh) i hate this game. mauled, i guess.
r: don’t guess, think about it.
ALT digital two panel comic
panel 1. thancred in the foreground, disgruntled, and wol in the background, indignant
THANCRED: i'm tanking
WoL: WHAT. NO? I'M tanking.
panel 2. both of them faded into the foreground. alphinaud, alisaie, urianger and ryne (as minfilia) watching in concern and displeasure
THANCRED: i'm the expac tank
WoL: I'M THE FUCKING POSTER JOB? AND i was tank first
THANCRED: I've had GLA/PLD animations longer than you've held a greatsword
WoL: yeah Poser my starting class was MARAUDER
THANCRED: for all of what. 10 minutes
WoL: I HAVE THE BIGGER SWORD