engineer @metaplex

Joined March 2009
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this stat is always crazy to me because i think AppleTv shows are super high quality and some of my favorites: pluribus, silo, widows bay, severance
Apple deliberately built the only money-losing service in its entire company, and it might be the smartest line item they have. Apple TV loses over a billion dollars a year. Music, the App Store, iCloud all print money. TV bleeds. And this was the plan: the projections written before launch budgeted $15 to $20 billion in losses across the first decade. Here's the math that makes it rational. Apple cleared $93.7 billion in profit last year. A billion-dollar TV loss runs about 1% of that. For that 1%, Apple gets Severance, Ted Lasso, a wall of Emmys, and a legendary game designer telling his millions of followers he couldn't stop watching their new horror show until 2am. Netflix spends $18 billion a year on content to own that cultural slot. Apple spends $4.5 billion, eats a $1 billion loss, and buys a version of the same prestige for a fraction of the price. The show is the marketing. Every awards sweep quietly answers the only question that matters to someone choosing between a $1,200 iPhone and a cheaper Android: which company makes things worth your time. TV has under 1% of US streaming viewership. By streaming math, that's a flop. By Apple math, it's a rounding error that makes a $3 trillion hardware company feel like culture. Cheapest marketing budget in the building.
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i have felt this way for at least a few weeks now
either GPT-5.6 is coming, or OpenAI is having compute shortages again. this is not the same GPT-5.5 i've been using for the last month.
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i see all these world cup tourists on here trying bbq for first time and got me cravin a rack of ribs fr
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im kind of sad theres no world cup action in my city, it all looks like a lot of fun on the timeline
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ok i watched the new Mortal Kombat movie instead
bro wtf Spice World isn't available to stream
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bro wtf Spice World isn't available to stream
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2012 is back and i need to return to my camping fest circuit
SURPRISE SKRILLEX B2B ISOxo B2B KNOCK2 JUST HAPPENED AT BONNAROO skrillex and isoknock, such a rare moment to witness 😭
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Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers
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It was an a fact a big week. Here's what we shipped: • Agent Profiles to find and engage onchain agents • Core Groups for better agent grouping • @trythreews 014 Agent Registry integration • @clawpumptech 014 Agent Registry Agent Tokens integration Details šŸ‘‡
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RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes
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bros plz fix this @thsottiaux im not even trying to use any image model
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Hi @clientliaison can you guys come back and make more new music ? sad I never got to see you live, your music is always on repeat in my playlists 🫶
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trying to flip my profitable paper strategy to use a real wallet and i am now a rat in cage
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i say this with all seriousness, just be a bitch. physically move them out of your way even.
Etiquette classes need to be made mandatory in SF it’s an epidemic you are at a party gracefully waiting your turn at the buffet when tech boy with backpack shoves past you to reach for his own crostini ā€œexcuse meā€ you say, boy does not hear you he is mid conversation with second tech boy who also pushes past you, gurgling a giggle about blah taste blah slop blah finally you acquire your plate! you attempt to cross the room ā€œexcuse meā€ ā€œhiā€ ā€œcoming throughā€ invisible words as you try to part through the sea of tech boys you hit jam after jam you are invincible or they are unsure how their bodies work enough to move them you finally make it to an empty table alone you use a fork and knife you are alone in the fight
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hello @thsottiaux getting a lot of this in one off chats in codex past day which causes me to have to start over in a new one off chat, once it gets in this state it seems stuck like this
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how i feel in my friends’ dms begging them to watch a movie i loved
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what part of the cycle is this
JUST IN: Korean funeral company loses $33M on a leveraged Ethereum ETF trade
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yo any fellow sinus sufferers had the latera implant ?
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