Matumbo connoisseur | A lie is a great story ruined by the truth

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Missing Person Name: Esther Wairimu Keige, age 54 years old . A lawyer and a mother of two. Last seen at Senate Hotel & Gym Juja town, wearing a black dress and black shoes, her hair was in braids in a ponytail. She is vulnerable and needs assistance, she was being treated for major depression and was on heavy medication. We reported to Juja Police Station. Call or WhatsApp 0722809878 and 0700012803 if you see her or know of her whereabouts. OB NO: 101/10/6/26
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Kenya owes Somalis from Somalia nothing, they can pull out their resources and invest in Somalia if they want 😂😂😂
Kenya owes a lot to the Somali Community. Somalis have enlightened Other Kenyans on entrepreneurship from real estate, Forex, textile, retail etc. Yet Kenyan gov’t subjects my people to illegal vetting when seeking IDs & Passports. If Somalis decided to pull their resources out of Kenya, it will collapse in a day.
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Curaçao population: 150,000 India population: 150,000,000,000
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Carrick this is the game of your life, forget any Chamoions League final we may play. This is THE game.
🚨 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐌𝐄𝐃: Ruben Amorim will be in CHARGE of AC Milan against Manchester United on August 15. ✅
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All’aereo della Celeste, che a mezzanotte (tra 16 ore) deve affrontare l’Arabia Saudita, non è stato permesso di entrare negli USA. Al di là dei rimpalli di responsabilità, il mondiale di Trump e Infantino è un’intollerabile pagliacciata. #Uruguay

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Rev. Canon Evans Omollo reveals that the man who was arrested at All Saints Cathedral on Friday was released yesterday on instruction that the matter needs to be "k1lled" and the 2 people whose phones were stolen and went to report were reimbursed Ksh 24,000 to go replace with new ones and told to remain silent. 🤔
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spanish baddies versus cape verde baddies today
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Germany against homophobia vs Germany against genocide & war crimes
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RT @Lasterbosire: Bachelors of Medicine & Bachelors of Surgery 💉💊 Master in Global Health ⚕️ Masters in Healthcare Management 📊 Bachelo…
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This response alone is enough to confirm to keep kids off social media. What on earth are you talking about?
So just to be clear, a 16 year old girl can legally have a baby but can’t watch TikToks after dinner? Sound 😂
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That kikuyu shape is trying to sneak out
Slice of heaven❤️
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“Majority of South African artists who perform in other African countries are seeing their gigs getting cancelled. One artist reached out to me and said all her gigs were cancelled.” ~ South Africa 🇿🇦 Justice Minister, Mmamoloko Kubayi
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Gangster nation
After the attack at All Saints Cathedral by goons, two people went and made a report at the police station reporting theft of their phones. They were immediately paid 24,000 cash each to replace the phones and urged to drop the case.
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Don’t give Arteta ideas
Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?
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Monterrey Stadium cleaners realising Japan’s next game is in their stadium

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I have stopped going to South Africa for any international conferences for mainly 3 things. 1. Border police rudeness: Some years ago I was invited for a conference on conflicts in the Horn in South Africa. I showed email invite to the border policeman at the desk. He rudely asked: "but why can't you people hold your peace conferences in your homes. Why always come to South Africa?" - I think he had a point. Why must we? Second time it was worse - "But why are you Zomallis and Ethiopians always here." I reminded him I was actually Kenyan, and I was only in the country for 2 days for an international conference Reply: "Sheh, um, eh. But what is the difference" 2. As soon as locals figure out you are a black person, possibly African from another country, the automatic assumption is that you are an illegal migrant. You see immediate hostile reaction. Honestly, I found SA one of the most miserable places on earth in terms of peoples' attitude to foreigners. The visceral hatred towards fellow Africans is unnerving. Still one of the most beautiful geographies in Africa. 3. The state bureaucracy and departments filled with people who actually know very little about the outside world. Most of the best people who made South Africa an outward-looking African power are gone. All remaining are small-time apparatchiks stealing from the state and fat toads serving as diplomats. I feel sorry for South Africa.
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Fire department station exit is a stage
How Nairobi's fire department responds to calls.
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Cofounder got 0.06%. Brutal.
Tom Mueller. SpaceX employee #1. his 0.06% stake is now worth ~1.11 BILLION.
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Americans after paying $300 billion to Iran to reopen the Strait of Hormuz which was never closed

BREAKING: Iran says the US has agreed to pay $300 billion in reconstruction funds directly to Iran as part of the deal Pakistan announced, alongside the release of $24 billion in frozen funds with $12 billion released before negotiations even start, per Mehr News. This directly contradicts Trump's & Vance's claim that no funds will be transferred to Iran at all. If Trump denies this is true, there never was a deal. If Trump confirms, the US has fully capitulated to Iran's demands.
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Ruto and his kinsmen will leave us in ruins
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