King of the Tuck Tuck Sound • Cheapie
Joined August 2013
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2 Aug 2021
New pinned tweet: I let you all down but I let myself down even more. But I promise you one thing: a lot of good will come out of this. You will never see any tweeter in the entire country tweet as hard as I will. Thank you for the support, I am now looking forward to the future
1 Aug 2018
Pinned Tweet: I believe I will have a tweet go viral within the next three years. - PJ
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Jat Poyce retweeted
15 Oct 2014
Haven't been posting cause I've been too present, distracted by the moment. Sorry but thank you.
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5 Nov 2024
The guy that handed his ballot in in front of me refused a sticker because “that’s a reward for going to the potty. Voting is important.” I felt like if I got a sticker I’d be called a fraud so I didn’t get one. Classic case of voter intimidation smh
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5 Nov 2024
This also raises the question: Who has been getting the stickers I earn by pooping. I want them back.
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Jat Poyce retweeted
1 Nov 2024
“Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen heads into Sunday’s game with the Miami Dolphins trailing OJ Simpson by one rushing touchdown for the second-most in franchise history at 57. Allen also trails Simpson by one in the category of double homicide.”
1 Nov 2024
Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen is on the brink of franchise history buffalorumblings.com/2024/11…
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27 Jul 2024
As much as I love saying y’all gone make me act a fool, at the end of the day I know it’s me that’s making me act a fool😔
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28 Jun 2024
Lots of people focused on the presidential debate tonight. Not enough people focused on how goddamn good Electric Light Orchestra is
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Jat Poyce retweeted
24 Jun 2024
Husband found a parking spot right in front of the packed aquarium today and immediately was like “this is a parking spot you’ll remember forever” and has managed to talk about it all day. Has also said “how about the parking spot though” about 30 times so far
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12 Jun 2024
Life would be better if John Kruk was providing color commentary for every televised sporting event
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12 Jun 2024
Tired: A reporter trying to provide insight on different players’ skills and abilities
Wired: Kruk talking about how much he hates Cailou in the top of the ninth
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9 Jun 2024
A group of 5 Gen Z Australians flirting through fruit salad named The Rizzles
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3 Jun 2024
Historic Vids
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20 May 2024
RT @NifMuhammad: original Timberwolves logo looks like a dog that can’t believe it’s being asked for a divorce
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27 Apr 2024
Coming to grips with the fact that I’ll never be as cool as the Beastie Boys
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19 May 2024
Coming to grips with the fact that I’ll never be as cool as Bryson Stott
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Jat Poyce retweeted
17 May 2024
Classic misunderstanding with Scottie Scheffler. The police once detained me after I drove my car straight through the animatronic gorilla at Congo Falls on the Ocean City Boardwalk.
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16 May 2024
Just saw a fox btw
16 May 2024
There’s something about seeing a fox that gives you the urge to tell everyone you know that you saw a fox
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16 May 2024
There’s something about seeing a fox that gives you the urge to tell everyone you know that you saw a fox
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15 May 2024
Going Alec Bohm mode at work today (looking into the security camera and saying I fucking hate this place)
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