My tweets are marginally more entertaining than this bio.
Joined March 2009
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Rachel retweeted
16 Aug 2022
that's my emotional support room-temperature iced coffee with an inch of water floating on top
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Rachel retweeted
3 Oct 2023
because it’ll give the plane a UTI
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Rachel retweeted
1 Oct 2023
Been staring into the void so much today I don’t even care if I drop out the pearl league on duolingo. I could easily complete a module and stay up but I’m not going to. That’s how dark it’s got. 💀
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Rachel retweeted
1 Oct 2023
michael cera i have the role of a lifetime for you.
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Rachel retweeted
7 Jan 2022
I’m in the “If Olivia Colman is in it, I’ll give it a try” club.
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Rachel retweeted
1 Jan 2022
Emma Rice, fuming, watching the lighting used at the globe for new year’s eve
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Rachel retweeted
23 Nov 2021
ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen
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Rachel retweeted
2 Oct 2021
Netflix’s “Diana The Musical” Review: I Didn’t Know She Was Princess of South Korea, and It’s Weird That Nobody Called Her Diana, and I Had No Idea the Royal Family Wore Masks with Shapes On Them and Oh God We Watched “Squid Game” Didn’t We
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Rachel retweeted
7 Jul 2021
imagine if plays sometimes unexpectedly went to extra time
characters get a bonus 30 minutes to work through their issues and resolve conflict
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Rachel retweeted
2 Jun 2021
hi @asos can u make this a three-piece co-ord please? xxx
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Rachel retweeted
24 Dec 2020
i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat
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Rachel retweeted
27 Feb 2021
To the writer who wrote "What is grief if not love persevering?" in WandaVision, I hope you ok baby 🤍
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Rachel retweeted
2 Jan 2021
Is the "rich auntie" really rich, or does she just not have kids?
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