i wanna say so much but nah

I used to wonder why the most socially aware people always seemed a little self-conscious. Then I realized... They’re thinking about everyone else. They don’t block the aisle. They don’t invade personal space. They don’t wait to be told they’re in the way. ………….

i feel like a “filler person” like i’m there but nothing ab me is important whatsoever. in a group i find no reason for me to be there idk how to talk without seeming annoying i feel like if just disappeared no one would even notice. i feel so disposable & replaceable & temporary

This elderly lady in the public restroom took a paper towel and started to wipe the entire counter and handles and faucet down while I was waiting. I said she didn’t need to do that for me. She turned around and said “if we all just put in a little effort to make things a little better than how we found it, the world would better a place” and so now I always wipe down counters 😭

Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.

Its late and I'm trying to fall asleep. My brain, which has been perfectly functional all day, decides that right now is the time to revisit every mildly embarrassing thing I have ever done. (First it brings up something from last week where I waved back at someone who wasn't waving at me. Standard. Fine. We move on.) (Then it goes back to 2019 where I called a teacher "mom" in front of the whole class. I am a grown adult. I was in a community cooking class. The teacher was a 60 year old woman I had met 45 minutes prior.) (Then it locates and replays in full HD a moment from 2014 where I confidently told someone a fact that was completely wrong and they looked it up right in front of me and I had to stand there while they read the correct information out loud.) (I physically pull the blanket over my face.) (My brain: theres more.) (I lay there for another 45 minutes receiving a highlight reel of moments I thought I had buried. A mispronounced word in a work presentation. A time I laughed at something that turned out to not be a joke. The day I spelled a simple word wrong in a text and autocorrect didn't catch it and I didn't notice until an hour later.) I fell asleep at 1:30am. My alarm went off at 6:30. I am running on five hours and the haunting memory of calling a stranger mom.

When you're in hospital thinking you just have a small fever but Cristiano Ronaldo walks in your room with a signed jersey

the little things? they aren't little.

if ur wondering what the fuck is wrong with me imagine how i feel

Quitting weed to start smoking cigarettes is one of the wildest plot twists I've ever seen.

if my sleeping schedule was a person

Women’s toilets are not unisex. They are for women only. NOT FOR TRANSGENDER. This is our safe space where our aurat might be terdedah. So please USA make strict regulations about this.

told my mom i spilled coffee on my laptop

have you ever typed a message but halfway through you think "you know what, they don't even care" and deleted

abusive parents love making constant jabs at their children about how they can't be independent or survive without them when the reality is that those parents do everything in their willpower to make their children rely and depend on them so they can always control them.

The cheat code to life is finding an unproblematic partner you're insanely attracted to and who is willing to do life with you.

does calling each other a loser count as flirting

SUPRESSING YOUR EMOTIONS CAUSES MEMORY LOSS WTF???

do u ever get the sense your whole family hates you and resents you for being this awful deteriorating burdensome creature attached to them only by name