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Rave Sashayed @_sashayed

thanks again. see you in hell

Joined January 2011
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Rave Sashayed@_sashayed
4 Jul 2022
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good wedding.
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diagnosing Toronto with "i have to impress papà with the gun" disease, correctly
You Can't Do That@youcantdohockey
21 May 2025
The Caps may be out of the playoffs, but at least they're not the Toronto Maple Leafs lmaoo 😭 Now THAT team is a rich text. And like a book club, we're ready to assess. It's EPISODE 209 ⚰️🍁🚪 Apple tinyurl.com/ycdt209ap Spotify tinyurl.com/ycdt209s tinyurl.com/ycdt209h
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kath 🎞️@kathedrql
18 May 2025
i Hate this picture so much……. like oh hi i’m Hugh Dancy and i was named prettiest Boy and Girl at oxford. My hair is shoulder length and I wear overalls. i’m just sitting in the quad doing my work Barefoot with that stupid braided tote and a bottle of Wine. what the fuck ever.
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cm punk fan@OVECHKlN
19 May 2025
professional lip reader here, he said "i'm signing with the washington capitals at a reasonable price"
B/R Open Ice
@BR_OpenIce
19 May 2025
Mitch Marner is HEATED after the Panthers 3 unanswered goals 😳
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leafs if u don't get your pussy up
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narrator voice: they did not get their pussy up
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this game is fun to watch! fun sport!
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i knew as soon as i posted this i KNEW something horrible would happen i knew it!!
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i am rooting for the leafs bc queens with obvious mental health problems have to stick together but p*ul b*ssonnette is so annoying it almost tilts the ice
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography@JocAPhotography
18 May 2025
I find the Black-and-white Warbler to be the cutest warbler. These warblers act similar to Nuthatches in that they like to scoot along branches and tree trunks, looking for tasty things to eat.
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ok u know what....he got me with this one
Sammi Silber 🏒@sammisilber
17 May 2025
John Carlson is wearing a “Motel Margarita” shirt. On the back it says, “I hate Margaritas. Just kidding, can you imagine?”
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RMNB@rmnb
16 May 2025
Nicklas Backstrom reportedly plans to sign one-year contract with Brynäs, his former Swedish team, and resume playing career next season russianmachineneverbreaks.co…
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dallas stars i came to you vulnerable. looking for comfort. and you gave me a 0-4 loss to winnipeg. dON'T text me again
Rave Sashayed@_sashayed
15 May 2025
tonight the washington capitals have the opportunity to something incredible: free me emotionally so i can go all in on the dallas finland mikko rantanens
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ow -1 oough -1 ghck -1 agh -1 owch -1 (me taking repeated poison damage thinking about this)
Sammi Silber 🏒@sammisilber
16 May 2025
Spencer Carbery: “It’s awful, because you did feel this team was capable of doing something special and potentially going to the Cup finals and making some noise… we believed. And this group will never be together again. That’s just a fact. That’s the way (it) works.”
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not very eva@veryalt
16 May 2025
well we still didn’t get eliminated in the first round this time. did we!!!
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i feel a spirit of peace descend upon me to be tbh
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just grateful not to be a leafs fan lord 🙏
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The Artist Is Present (caps power play)
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admittedly their work is not for everyone but i think it has a certain puckish quality, a mischievous wink at the idea of Meaning, a kind of pants-down unpredictability that compels me
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PLD yellin
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matt roy elite. im always saying this
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whatever man just do it again
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