Head Grump//Grump Head ((owner of a female owned website)) @grumpireonline • well-adjusted •🔥pro bikini advocate 🔥• easily unimpressed✨ /be me/
Joined August 2009
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Jan 11
RIP BOOGA 2/17/2018-1/10/2026
I’m so proud to have had you be the best boy in my life
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Accidentally cut someone off in traffic because I was telling my passenger how bad Disclosure Day sucks
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elbee 🌻 retweeted
My mom has been featured (all day today actually) on a Times Square billboard. She recently released her memoir & while I didn’t design the cover, I did supply her with some of the artwork (the quill & ink pot). I’m pretty proud of her. It’s available on Amazon. link below.👇
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Jun 14
I mean sure I have afib and want to keep my heart strong but I like looking hot too
Jun 14
No offense but all health and lifestyle crap is actually about vanity and the sooner you accept that the easier your life gets
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Jun 14
Doesn’t change how proud we are of those boys! Thanks for bringing the community together, Spurs 🩵🩷🧡
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Jun 13
Spurs geo-blocking Game 5 is hilarious because, I mean, Texans can’t even go 💀❌
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Jun 13
7’5” from France
Jun 10
Fuck a face reveal, let’s height reveal. You first
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Jun 13
Netflix who you foolin with this Boroughs show with all these 70 year old Boomers talkin bout body counts and wiz khalifas
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Jun 12
I was asked this question without the picture references yesterday and I said “I’d rather dress like Gwen Stefani than the girls in Twin Peaks”
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elbee 🌻 retweeted
It may be dead but the spirit lives on!
Link below 👇
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Jun 10
For me, it’s that one Thanksgiving turkey
There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.
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elbee 🌻 retweeted
Hai-yah! I know karate! Do you? Join Cryptid Crew Freestyle Karate Klub! You won’t regret it!
Link below👇
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Jun 10
Weird how Spurs fans are cool and chill and want to have fun and Knicks fans are wound up crackheads
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Jun 9
Related to this: I have a severe problem with actors with actor parents of constantly seeing their parents’ faces interchanging in their own faces
Jun 9
Actors who've had EXTENSIVE plastic surgery and no longer look like the person we discovered in, say, a movie from the 2000s, are one of the many reasons why true immersion rarely happens in the cinema.
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Jun 9
A woman asked me today “are you on a diet or something?” in a tone as if I had just called her a whore to her face
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