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26 Jul 2022
This is going to be the thread for new features/updates on sharepointlist.com
New captcha 🚨
ALT Where’s Waldo captcha
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I HATE COSLEEPING but when my baby is sick, it’s the only way he can get any sleep but I get none.
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absolute banger from my mom just now
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Jun 12
congratulations to internet’s mother on becoming a mama 🥹
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Jun 12
How do we feel about leashes for a 13 month old because I’m so close lol
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Jun 12
This is my view 24 fuckin 7 with a Velcro baby and a Velcro dog
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Jun 10
First in my bloodline to read this sentence
Jun 10
First look at the ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ themed funeral caskets.
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Jun 11
What are your go to snacks? I’m looking for different snacks
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Jun 10
love how we say "slept like a baby" when babies are, objectively speaking, the worst demographic of sleepers
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Jun 7
People who post on LinkedIn and genuinely enjoy their corporate career terrify me.
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Jun 4
Do you guys remember when nickelodeon would shut down on earth day and have that blank screen telling us to go play outside..?
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I am impressed!
I was sure Donald Trump would never post anything about pride month. And then he posted this!
Clearly, I was wrong!
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Jun 4
If Elon bans Doja Cat this is why. 😭
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