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John retweeted
27 Mar 2025
hockey guys are always on some shit the front bottoms would make an unlistenable song about
27 Mar 2025
the fact that sidney crosby wanted to be a hairdresser when he was a kid
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John retweeted
27 Mar 2025
the way “we didn’t play hairdresser anymore” did irreparably damage to my soul when I first read it.
27 Mar 2025
the fact that sidney crosby wanted to be a hairdresser when he was a kid
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John retweeted
11 Dec 2024
does anyone else feel a little sick rn
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John retweeted
15 Dec 2024
Currently crying about baby Sidney Crosby wanting to be a hairdresser
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John retweeted
May 13
let’s ask 17 year old nathan mackinnon #helikeditthough
May 13
sidney crosby doesn't have any kindness in his heart for teenagers, just ask seventeen years old nathan mackinnon #ohcaptainmycaptain
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John retweeted
how the grown ass adults bullying sidney crosby saw him
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John retweeted
Jun 15
2025-2026 HOCKEY IS OVER ITS FUCKING OVER
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John retweeted
Jun 15
“Charlie, go grab us a couple’a beers from the back room.” #iasip #backrooms
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John retweeted
The fact that Great Comet of 1812 lost the Tony to this show is enough to write the Tonys off entirely.
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John retweeted
Jun 15
the most white girl wasted anyone’s ever been
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RT @xhekfield: marner: “i bottled the cup once again!”
hart: “im the worst goalie in scf history!”
eichel: “im washed as hell!”
howden: “im…
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John retweeted
sids legs holy bow legs
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John retweeted
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In addition to being gentle and caring i am very neurotic and high strung. This is endearing to the right person i’m sure
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John retweeted
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John retweeted
Jun 15
that poor interviewer thought he messed up a question in front of THE sidney crosby and sounded so flustered about it but had no idea sidney’s long term long distance high commitment high maintenance boyfriend just walked into the room
this video genuinely makes me giddy like why is this the most romantic thing ever
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John retweeted
Jun 15
i think about sid and geno whacking tanger’s boot when he broke his foot all the time. they really are thing one and thing two. monkey see and monkey do. dumb and dumber. the way sid starts it and geno joins in. sid cheesing when tanger says “OW FUCK”😭😭
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