polyjammerous

Joined June 2024
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I only sleep with liberals, conservatives have no place in my bed
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time to pack it up bisexuals. free trial is over. if you didn't do anything bi the first half of the month time's #up. thank God im bi and asexual😝
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Life when your 🍃 plug is at the top of your frequently contacted list
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Soon after independence, Kenya’s political elites embraced an Extractive System of government in which a small cabal use their positions to loot public resources at the expense of the ordinary citizen.   Today, under William Ruto, that extractive system has become a full-blown criminal enterprise. Across virtually every public sector, the President, his cabinet, top officials in government, and corrupt businessmen have turned government into their own business. #ukombozi
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Fresh concern is mounting over controversial Zimbabwean businessman Wicknell Chivayo’s company, IMC Construction Kenya, which has secured a stake in the Sh375 billion tender to expand Jomo Kenyatta International Airport. @thejesserogers #KTNPrime
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I saw the CS of Insecurity claim that the problem with Kenya is that we stopped going to Church and sending kids to Sunday school and crusades. Can he tell us which crusade he attended that taught him to issue shoot to kill orders? The hypocrisy of that generation baffles me
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BREAKING: IPOA has shocked the court with admissions that could leave many Kenyans wondering whether Rex Maasai will ever get justice. In court, investigators admitted they: - Never collected the bullet removed from Rex Maasai's body. - Never collected cartridges from the scene. - Never obtained footage from a crucial CCTV camera on the same street that had a full view. - Never recovered the alleged murder weapon. - Never secured key witnesses. Now the officer charged in the case could be freed because of a lack of evidence. Let that sink in. A young Kenyan was killed during protests that the whole country watched. Yet some of the most important pieces of evidence were never collected. -The bullet was not collected. -The cartridges were not collected. -A critical CCTV camera was not investigated. -The weapon was never recovered. -The witnesses were never found. And Kenyans are now being told by the cop's defense that there may not be enough evidence. This is the same concern many of us have raised for years. A case does not always have to be defeated in court. Sometimes it is weakened long before it gets there by the police. When evidence is not collected, a case becomes weaker. When witnesses are not secured, a case becomes weaker. When key footage is ignored, a case becomes weaker. And when enough evidence is missing, justice becomes harder to achieve. Many people may disagree, but most cases involving police officers can be diluted until accountability becomes almost impossible. Remember, IPOAs are also police, and they can cover for each other. If these admissions are accurate, then the biggest question is no longer what happened to Rex Maasai. The biggest question is how so much critical evidence was allowed to slip away in one of the most-watched cases in Kenya. This is why police officers should wear body cameras. Evidence should not depend on who remembers, who records, or who investigates. Justice for Rex Maasai.
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Friday haifiki?

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From and Silo producers are cut from the same cloth just watched the silo trailer and wdym Juliette loses her memory in season 3 so the whole season will be her trying to remember what she discovered from the last two seasons
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Waisted in St. Maarten
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Yule tu mmoja amestress kila mtu
What’s one bill right now that’s stressing you?
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I don't understand avoidants
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" Kenya is Africa's BS powerhouse, when you want to do any Questionable and Unethical thing bring it to Kenya"- Dr. Modercai Odada with a sharp modern day decolonial critique!
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comment tu peux entendre une enfant hurler comme ça et penser la rendre à son bourreau
🇲🇽👨‍👧❌Cette fillette de 9 ans SUPPLIE en pleurant de ne pas être rendue à son père : la justice l’ordonne malgré ses accusations d’ABUS SEXUELS. Le 27 mai 2026, à Piedras Negras dans l’État de Coahuila (Mexique), une fillette de 9 ans a vécu un véritable cauchemar qui a bouleversé tout le pays. Habillée de sa jolie robe traditionnelle portée lors de la fête des Mères à l’école, elle devait être remise à son père, l’avocat Eduardo Alejandro Morales Cervera, qui avait OBTENU LA GARDE temporaire. Devant plusieurs policiers et adultes, la petite fille a EXPLOSÉE EN LARMES. Elle s’est débattue, a donné des coups de pied, crié et supplié : « Maman, aide-moi ! Ne le laissez pas m’emmener ! Il me touche les parties intimes ! » Sa mère, Vica Torres, avait divorcé après des violences conjugales et disposait d’une ordonnance de protection. Le père, absent pendant 4 ans, avait RÉCUPÉRÉ LA GARDE après avoir accusé la mère d’avoir giflé l’enfant. Finalement, grâce à une forte mobilisation citoyenne, la fillette a été placée en sécurité chez sa famille maternelle. Le père aurait fui l’État. (El País)
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Waah I just realised I have the biggest fatest crush on someone rn and ik it's about to consume me for the next month or two 😭😭
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BREAKING: Benjamin Netanyahu says he will not comply with President Trump’s peace deal with Iran and will strike Iran and Lebanon whenever he deems necessary. Netanyahu says he does not see eye to eye with Trump on the issue and that he is responsible for Israel’s security. Nethanyahu needs to be removed.
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I wonder who the deputy president was. Such a mystery. Such a grand mystery.
The IDs alleged to have been acquired illegally were issued in 2022, when Matiang’i was CS and Uhuru was president - Nelson Koech
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Mind you I’ve never even had sex so I’m hoping it’s as good as taking a shit🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Taking a good shit is up there with having an orgasm
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Ryan please nut
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somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet
A cab driver was left speechless and can no longer make a living after Knicks fans destroyed his car 💔💔
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