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New mantra absorbed. Gn 🌃🌍🌏
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Can't wait to wake up to the ONE day she's not allowed to say or do such things.
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Everyone slim shady till the the real slim shady arrives ⚽⚽⚽ (Golden Boot race going to be fun this year 🔥)
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This is how I know why they lost the Iraq war. Iran would never.
this still kills me man wdymm u get injured 2 days before world cup and ur thanking Allah for saving u from france 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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How I wish to be with my nemeses 🔥
Mbappe didn’t even let Mbaye finish celebrating his goal, what a dictator 😂
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Seriously considering moving to night shift till the World Cup is on. Have done this in stretches for field work in the past. Watching football is definitely a MUCH better purpose than work to do that. Considered sleeping through my evenings and waking up at 3 AM, but I can't miss my German fixtures, Croatian fixtures (shoutout to eye-candy and ofc phenomenal footballer, Luka Modrić ❤️🤍), and most important: England hate-watches. 🇩🇪🇭🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Can't believe I slept through 5 goals by the top 3 strikers AND some 90 drama this World Cup but today morning's duties demanded it. Tomorrow onwards, we ball ⚽ (CR7 fans don't come at me)
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Coming Yoga day weekend got me on edge. Force myself to sleep, I should. Do some shavasana, I could. 💭
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you’re built like a troon
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Don't these CEOs have coaches to teach them the basics of how to deal with these things?🤔 Like c'mon. Zuck and Priscilla flew to India to attend Anant Ambani's wedding, wore amazing Indian outfits that were the talk of town here. He and Anant had bonded over Anant's Patek Philippe. Know the game to play it!
Even if true, this tweet or attitude is not the way to deal with Reliance. It's one of the top 3 private corporations of India, Pavel. (with the full backing of our government and people, even though we have enough problems with it) Diplomacy works, visits to India work, deal making with the policy makers and with Reliance works. Calling it a competitor war, lobbying effort, abuse, (even if true) pointing fingers at Meta, with its decades of presence in India, firm roots with our policy makers, embedded in our ecosystems, and of course its partnership with Reliance won't work. Smh. @durov
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Tues night odd-hour musings: While he's an exceptionally brilliant mind, Elon must be so lonely to want to leave Earth for Mars, Moon, Sun sentience and whatnot and find his life purpose in that. I hope he finds true friends on earth, if he doesn't have them already. I think that's the key to unlock the timelines he promises but doesn't deliver on, despite his best intentions. Repeating what I have said in the past, I hope he reconciles with his trans kid. THAT would be the key to rapidly ascend the Kardashev Scale for humanity in my lifetime. Yes, I know that his fascination for space originated from the books he read growing up and the above might sound woo-woo. My points still remain true.
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(Ugh. Elon auto-bots are here liking this. Go away)
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Rucha (ऋचा) retweeted
Tired Tuesdays: My eyes keep blinking heavily, extremely willing to doze off.... whenever I think of finishing those three seemingly tough tasks, the two long-term goals, that one long-pending backlog #appa #procrastination #brain
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Why does Ferran Torres look like Szoboszlai? Has anyone seen them in one room? Although Szobo would have put those ones in so I'm less inclined towards this theory.
Que cojones es este video 😭
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I wish this World Cup Twitter timeline would never ever 🔚 Crash course in geography, culture, languages, geopolitics, Premier League lore, La Liga lore, World Cup lore, footy player lore, colonised country fans hate-watching colonial country matches, David vs Goliath battles, all in the name of football.... packaged through the greatest unity magnet of all: memes! 🧲 Exhibits A, B, C, D
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The thing I love about sports is the worst insults come from the Country's or Club's own fans. Did I say worst? I meant the best. People are unforgiving, cruel, extremely self-deprecating and creatively hilarious. Except when you're hated clubs, countries or players. Then, they come from everyone else but your own. Says something, dunnit?
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I think today was won by Spanish Twitter. (Although Brazil remains on my mind) x.com/maldiidown/status/2066…
ferran torres
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1 - First rule of football club: Always drag Arsenal through the mud for no reason. I mean, good reason 3 - Sodoku 4 - My like aside, zam zam 😭😭😭
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How I wish I did all my admin tasks, alas.
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Yo dándole like a todos los post burlándose de España por no hacerle ni un gol a Cabo Verde en los primeros 45 minutos
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